Earlier this week, IN TOUCH WEEKLY, STAR MAGAZINE, US, and several other media outlets were reporting that Britney is pregnant... Once again. Pahleeeze Lawd, say it ain't so! Apparently, Britney has been canoodling with JR Rotem-- the sleazy, multi-platinum producer who has made hits for Rhianna, Paris Hilton, 50 Cent and others. What makes this even juicier is that JR was working exclusively with K. Fed on his (horrible) rap album back in 2006. That is actually how Britney met JR-- as Kevin's wife.... Trippy.
Reports are saying that Britney sent "excited e-mails" and spoke of ultra-sounds. Apparently Rotem had confirmed this information to IN TOUCH, but Britney's camp has been denying the pregnancy completely. I doubt it's true, but we'll keep you up-to-date as things develop!
November 30, 2007
Congratulations are in order for Usher and his troll, oops, I mean tranny, ooops, I mean WIFE Tameka Foster. The two "ushered" in a healthy baby boy named Usher Raymond V on Thursday. No pictures are available of the bundle of joy yet, but I can only imagine what he looks like. With a Curious George father and a Skeletor mother it can only get ugly from there... oops! Did I say that? Geez, that was catty-- even for me! No people, I'm just playing, that was wrong. We all know you can't call babies ugly! hahahahahah!
Congrats to the new family! :o)
K-fed made the list of the 45 most influential men under 45 in Details Magazine this week. He made the whopping #7, and for what else? Being a good father.... I have to say, I was rather disturbed by this. I mean, I know it's just Details, and who reads Details right? But still. What about Ben Affleck, Brad Pitt, Will Smith, and a slew of others that have shown great parenting skills...
The media tries to make some angelic image of K-Fed; but anyone can look good and sane compared to our favorite celebuwreck, Britney Spears. I mean, the guy hired a 50-year old black nanny to watch his kids, while he parties in Vegas, sleeps with girls, and gets wasted. Wooooow, what a father. Just cuz he's not running around shaving his head, driving blindfolded, and acting plum crazy-- does NOT, I repeat NOT make him a great father... He's just...."ight". ya dig?
November 12, 2007
Donda West (58), passed away in a Los Angeles hospital yesterday due to complications with cosmetic surgery... Surely, this will hit Kanye hard who has had a very close relationship with his mother ever since his father abandoned him at 3 years old. Patricia Green (Donda West's publicist) would not confirm the type of cosmetic surgery Donda was having, nor the precise cause of death. She did say however, that West was a warm, kind spirit that everyone gravitated towards. Donda was a manager, mother and best friend to her son...
Donda retired from Chicago State University after 30 years of service back in 2004. She retired so that she could manage her son full-time. Yesterday upon hearing the news, Kanye flew into LA from London to be with family... Jay Z had a concert last night in which he payed homage to the West family stating: "Let's get serious for a minute. This show is dedicated to Kanye West who had a death in the family. We got you, Kanye. Stay strong." After that statement there was a minute of silence for the West and his family. I feel for the man. He's basically orphaned considering that his dad was a deadbeat. I wonder if he showed his face now, would Kanye even care? Hmmmmmm. Too bad, so sad. Hold ya head 'ye!
November 9, 2007
They want their words worth! That's what SAG members around the country are saying this week. Writers went on strike after petitioning a salary increase that has steadily been denied. Shows like Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, and all the late night talk shows depend on their clever writers for ratings. However, these geniuses have never gotten a cut of any of the DVD profits from these shows. It's downright unfair, and they're not going to take it anymore!
This strike has the potential to seriously cripple the entertainment industry and even the economy. California, for instance, depends heavily on movies and tv shows for their sustenance. Because of this strike, several shows will stop production as soon as this week, and next Wednesday the latest. Hollywood heroes such as Eva Longoria, Julianne Moore, and Katherine Hiegl have showed their support on the picket lines. Jay Leno fed the protesters everyday this week with doughnuts and coffee. Jon Stewart has offered to pay his staff for two weeks out of his own pocket. How noble! I wonder how long this will go on, but the powers-that-be need to stop being greedy and give these hard-working witty writers their fair share.... I mean really... this is sooooo un-American! Hahaha, I know you heard the sarcasm dripping from my voice right? From one writer to another I say-- get yours.. Ight????
"His mother's in on it with him. I have been away from her since the '80s so now she is like getting even," he told the Larry King Live show on CNN on Wednesday night.