HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY GIRL!!!

To my muse, my inspiration, my favorite artist of all-time: KELIS ROGERS-JONES... Happy Birthday, you HAWT Bitch! You rock! You are the reason why I don't feel shy about being a nerd... Or liking Metellica... Or being corny & off-beat. You made me proud of my "white-girl" accent, and my quirky swagger. You are tha BOMB, and don't let them tell you otherwise Ms. Bossy! 

I dunno why GOD made Leo's so fierce & fabulous? Maybe Madonna, Jennifer Lopez or Halle Berry have the answer? Who knows! All I know is that almost  all the powerful, influential and just plain bad-ass chicks I know are Leo's... Like me! Big-ups to Kelis, and if you're reading girl... HOLLA @ me! We need to do a collaboration or SOMETHING. Ya digg? LOL... Nah I'm just playin... Who am I kidding? No I'm NOT!