LMAO!

Maybe some of you will start co-signing now that the papps have... But I was JUST saying like 2 weeks ago that Rih-Rih must have bumped her head during that CB fight, bc the fashion game she had so locked-down is slippin! Im still mad at her synthetic mohawk mess on her head-- why hasn't she changed it yet???? Where are her friends? You know it's bad when people start drawing MJ comparisons... Rihanna, your a doll. We want the old Rhi-Rhi back! I know she's in there.... Somewhere? LOL


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Picture Of The Day...

See? Now this is what I hate. I been riding real hard with Gaga-- even before she became a pop-sensation, and she was just doing random shows here and there in the West Village... HOWEVER. I have to draw the line somewhere. I think it's awesome that she draws her style from performance artists like David Bowie, Grace Jones and Elton John... Very, very cool. However, homegirl surely does have her moments where she takes ish way too far. Case in point? The picture above. She looks like one of those crazy, demented cat-ladies who wander the city-streets mumbling to themselves. Certain aspects of the outfit are cool, but the ensemble together is a mess. Try again, Gaga.



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Picture of the Day

I nabbed this classic snapshot from the good folks at Bossip, and I must say I am feeling a mixture of nausea with a twinge of the lightheartedness of a schoolgirl... It's a very strange mix... But i digress. Just what exactly was Tiffany "New York" Pollard thinking about when she wore this get-up to her "Z-list" birthday bash in NYC? Was she:

a. trying to re-enact Britney's "crazy" days?
b. just getting out of the open-call auditions for Pepto-Bismol?
c. a recent reject from Willie Wonka's Chocolate Factory?
d. trying her best to live up to her "media-whore" standards?

I dunno people, it's anyone's guess. SMH.

Does "Supa C" Stand For Supa CORN?

Ciara is coming out with a new album entitled "Fantasy Ride", and she wants us all to know that she has a new image, but it's NOT an alter-ego a la Beyonce... Ciara teamed up with DC Comics to make a character that represented her: "Supa C". Although Ciara came out with a single months ago, her album was pushed back and she was supposedly asked to "go back to the drawing board" on that one. Well, if her music is anything like this outfit-- I'd say do-overs too! Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Mulligan!

CCW's Worst Dressed of 2008

Well people, it had to be done. And unfortunately, I'm the one who had to do it. Check out who made most lists for worst-dressed of 2008:




Oh, Andre Leon Tacky.... I feel like I don't know you at all anymore....SMH




Christina, Christina... She's never seen a polyester-blend-magenta-thinga-ma-bobby that she never liked....



Phoebe Price & Bobby Trendy knew what they were doing... These are two of the most fabulously lousy outfits I've ever seen, and this pic has been circling the web for a while. Thing is, they are so bad-- it's almost good... You KNOW they must have done this on purpose... Or at least we hope!



We been through this Mariah-- stop dressing like a 13 year old hoochie from 1984. This is just a reminder...



Janet has her moments-- and granted this is a performance outfit-- but it's still hideous. Performance or not-- there's just no excuse for this gold-lamay mess... Sheesh!



Ahhhhh Aubrey, the girl they love to hate. I like this girl's attitude, but her stylist is a Nazi-- she must replace them pronto! What is this???



Anna Wintour--the single-most requested ultimate-diva in global fashion has made a BOMB. A terrible one, and I had to take the opportunity to put her on blast because she rarely makes a mistake. Yeaaaaaaaah. Feels good. Ha.

Honestly guys, this is the part of the job I hate the most (lol)-- just kidding. I LOVE fashion critique, because everyone's a critic! I actually admire and love those people who step out of the fashion-lines and make life interesting. It's not easy to express yourself in a way that you know won't be accepted by the masses, and there is something very COOL about that. So my friends, although I criticize you, I also applaud you.. The mavericks (and misfits) of fashion!

You Can't. Be. Serious.

And now... Staright fromt he WTF files, I present to you the very talented-- TINA TURNER!!!! I spotted this "gem" over at Dlisted.com and I had to share it with you all... I have always given props to Tina because she is pushing 80, has legs of a goddess and truly is the Queen of rock n' roll. Eff it-- the Queen of MUSIC PERIOD. But this is an outrage. Who allowed her to roll up on stage looking like one of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine's rejects? Oh no, this is totally unacceptable under all circumstances. That whole "Battlefield Earth" look has got to go....


See? That's better!

This Has GOT to Stop...

I spotted this atrocity at my homeboy Dr. Drew's page... It made me SMH uncontrollably. Jermaine Dupri is one of the many that have fallen fashion-victim to this "nerd trend".... Very few people can pull it off, but here are a few:





I mean-- Pharrell didn't invent the style, but he basically resurrected it from obscurity. And I personally feel that the style is so esoteric that very few could pull it off without out looking like total fools. Case-in-point (sorry Jiggaman, I love you):



I mean... I'm just sayin'.

I Was Just Mindin' My Business...

...This morning trying to hustle and bustle it to work to finish this project when... WHOOSH! An over-zealous crowd washes over me as people literally run over each other to catch a glimpse of Creole Queen aka 'Sasha Fierce'. I work right across the street from 30 Rock, and all the TODAY show episodes. Beyonce was there in all her Dereon glory to break it down one-time for the early-risers... The music was so loud, I could hear it all the way on the other side of my office! NYC loves them some Bey-- huh? That's cool-- but why didn't they tell her that the whole "hump" half-up-half-down look pretty much died back in 1995... I'm just saying...Check out her feverish rendition of "single ladies" that woke up the whole tri-state area:

No....And NEVER.

My girl Bey clearly did not take heed to the speech I gave her last time... This is NOT ok. It's almost as if my boy Michael-K was right... She's fighting with Rihanna for the avant-garde-I'm-trying-so-hard-but-trying-to-look-like-I'm-not title...



Oh, lil Sasha Fierce, I applaud your effort, but like my man Kenny Rogers, "You got to know when to fold" honey... I could get into the aluminum jack-in-the-box mess on her head in the 2nd picture-- or lament over her hideous metal-curtain shades in the 1st. But why do that? That's just mean....

For Serious, Sasha Fierce?

Beyonce-- better known as-- "Sasha Fierce" (gaaaaaag) performed in an interesting ensemble yesterday at the MTV Europe awards in Liverpool. I'm not going to lie-- the outfit she wore for the performance would make even Solange "tsk-tsk" and shake her head in disgust... LOL, I keed, I keed. But it was pretty crazy... Check it out:

Question Of The Day...

Why is it that Jay-Z is 40 plus, but still seems to have that 17-year-old swag in tact. SMH. I'm not saying wear suits all the time, and I'm not saying be uncomfortable but DAMN! In this picture, Jay and Bey are coming from the L'Uomo Vogue event for Diddy. Jigga means to tell me he couldn't clean up better than that? Looking like a withered-old camel... I mean, just take a look at how Diddy cleaned up:


For shame Jiggaman, for shame...

Dude, Where's My Stylist???

Scary Spice aka Melanie Brown, showed up to London's MOBO awards looking like this. What in the hot-polyester-hell was she thinking about with this monstrosity? I almost looks like she should be holding a lit candle under her hand and staring into the camera intently saying, " I WAS JOAN OF AAAAAARK IN MY FORMER LIFE".... "Coming to America" anyone? LMAO! Anyway, because I think she's utterly adorable, and her accent and attitude is boss, I'll let her slide for this one... But the runway gods are not happy today, Scary-- there will be much explaining to do...

Poor Thing...

It's like no matter what she does, she ends up looking hopelessly tacky and out-dated. Mariah Carey hosted the "Bank" nightclub in bellagio grand opening in Las vegas over the weekend, and the look left much to be desired. First-- spanx ain't cutting it honey, the dress is one size too small. Next, can we see you do something... ANYTHING with your hair? Next, what's with all the matchy-matchy? Black on black on black? She could have fast-forwarded this look to the future with some bright colored tights-- maybe even textured tights would have updated her look. And those shoes? Lawd have mercy. She could have done better in a fresh pair of Chloe mary-janes... But what do I know, right? I'm just a lowly blogger-- she's the pop music diva. SMH.

Take Notes....

Check this out ladies. This is what happens when you flirt with your stylists' man. You end up going to concerts looking like an over-stuffed 1980's Prince back-up dancer... With a very bad synthetic wig. Awwww shucks, I told y'all the world was cruel, didn't I? Check out ya girl Trina "rapping" earlier this week at some event-- in someplace or other. Wow, the things that some people do to reamin relevant... It truly is a shame. From those too-tight shorts, to those thigh ribbon-curtain thingies, ya girls is beyond a mess. She's a TSUNAMI! SMH.

WHAT Is Wrong With This Picture?

Hmmmm, I dunno. Just about everything! I dare any of you to look me in the eye and tell me this is a heterosexual group of guys just hangin' out... Ya know, watchin the game, drinking some brewskies-- the usual. In fact, I triple-dog dare you! But until then, this is one of the promo pics for the "Stallionaires" (two-thirds of which "starred" on VH1's "I Love New York"). VH1 is creating a new show: "A Real Chance At Love", including the new edition to the group, Chance & Real's brother "Love" (on the right). What in the HOT (mascara-super-perm-Jodeci-leather)HELL is this? My people, my people. May God be a skull cap and Maybelline eye-make up remover today. For goodness sake!

"Picture Of The Day/ Dude, Where's My Stylist?" Combo

Now, they KNOW they are dead wrong for this one... Chance, Real and their silky-soul-glo cousin showed up for the FOX reality tv awards show. Why oh why are they channeling Ashford & Simpson right now? And is Real an urban cowboy all of a sudden? Oh Lawd, be a shopping spree to Brooks Brothers or something. Please! And isn't it funny that they have "reality awards"? That just goes to show you that these are not real people. They are just bad actors that are so un-fabulous that they look like "everyday people".... 'Tis a shame.... 'Tis.

Solange For A Cause...

Here's a pic of Solange performing yesterday at the "Rock the Vote" roadtrip at the Community College of Phillidelphia. I must say that I usually don't like her ensemble choices, but I do like that she is not a clone of her uber-famous sister Bey. In fact, the outfit just might have been on point had she not messed it up with that gaudy gold belt and hideous feathered jacket. The tee, leggings and shoes are kinda fierce... Ok Solo, you almost got it right this time.....

What's WRONG With This Picture?

Behold-- hip hop royalty Jay-Z and his wife Beyonce this Tuesday night at the 2008 New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala. I am so sorry Jiggaman, but you look crazy. I have a serious problem with people wearing sunglasses at night. I think it is extremely corny and pretentious. There is no sun at night-- thus it should be understood that sunglasses were NEVER meant to be night-gear. Period. No exceptions. And do you REALLY think that a black-tie gala is the place that you should be rocking those night-time shades? If it wasn't for that faux-pas you would look rather nice in that tailored suit. But really, you look a mess now Shawn. Get it together!

Why Can't All Girls Be This Classy?

Our favorite and most scandalicious member of Danity Kane is featured in the latest issue of COMPLEX magazine. She has a lot to sa about sex and her controversial image... why doesn't she just leave the group already, and get into her real dream: jungle-bunny-porn-traveling-circus... I mean, we all know that's what she really wants. Anyway, check out some snippets of her interview courtesy of Michael K of D-listed.com: 

On being called a slut on blogs and in magazines:

If I have to be ridiculed and called a whore and the party animal and the dumb girl for the rest of my career, I’m OK with that. Because I love who I am. You’re going to have to interpret me however you’re going to interpret me.

On jacking off to one of Jenna Jameson's porn movies:

I watched her before she was my BFF, I don’t watch her anymore. I was actually masturbating one night to, like, Anal Sex Compilation #3 or whatever, and she was in it and I was like, “Oh no!” I had to turn it off. It was horrible.

On her love of porn:

I usually watch black guys doing white girls, that’s my little fetish, even though in real life race isn’t a factor for me. Really, I’m more turned on by watching the girls than the guys. I love someone who looks like they’re really into sex.

On ever starring in her own porn movie:

I wouldn’t. I’d like to keep my sex life personal. I’ve had sex on camera with my boyfriend for fun, though.

On sex while on your period:

Yeah. There was some new guy I was dating, and it was the first time we were going to go there, and he was weird about it. So I ask Jenna for advice and she’s like, “Honey, it’s just a little war paint, who cares?”

Wow... Now THAT's CLASSY!

For Serious, Marc Jacobs?

This year's fashion week is getting better and better. First Andre Leon Tacky-- now this? Have the fashion-GODS angered the Queens of the catwalk? What's really hood? Marc Jacobs is undoubtedly one of the most influential minds of contemporary fashion, but I'm not so sure about his choice of kilt... I mean, I dunno maybe it's the tacky velveteen fabric... Maybe it's the potato-sack shape, or maybe it's jsut the fact that IT's A FREAKIN SKIRT! I'm all for being open-minded and fashion-foward, but even I have limits!!! I must say, V. Beckham's pixie cut is fresh and fierce... GO GIRL! As for you Marc? Apologize to the fashion GODS immediately! I'm sure you will be swiftly forgiven-- we're all allowed our "one"....