Get It RIGHT Access Hollywood... SMH

Wow, sorry guys. In the last week I've already broken like 3 of my resolutions... One being to post everyday, smh... But I'm back! Never fear! Now, let's get down to business... It hurts my heart to see otherwise "reputable" media outlets succomb to lethargy aka BAD JOURNALISM. Make sure you get your facts super-straight, because the masses depend on it! I won't let you down faithful flock-- I only bring y'all the really real. What I'm referring to is Access Hollywood's report of the Samantha Ronson/Lindsay Lohan break-up. Because they reported it, whordes of other blogs (including the "reputable" Perez Hilton.com) ran with the false story. Now Lindsay took to her blog to call bitches out:

RUMORS

little piece of TRUE information:

we did NOT break up!

access hollywood, extra, et, every tabloid, page six... AND every GOSSIP website. Get your stories straight please. It's really annoying to have all of your friends emailing you saying, i saw, i read, etc... NOT TRUE

It's embarassing. Get your story right the FIRST time, and EVERYTIME. That's how you get respect! And I'm gone....

Oh Really, Captain Obvious?

"I think it's pretty obvious who I'm seeing...I Love her very much." Lindsay Lohan says in this months issue of Harper's Bazaar. Yet when asked if she was a lesbian she staunchly replies, "No!!!"... Hmmmmm, something in the kool-aid ain't kosher with that one, and something is definitely wrong with her because when aske4d whether she is bi-sexual she said, "Maybe...Yeah".

Maybe? No honey-- you were right the 2nd time. You are DEFINITELY of the carpet-munching variety (LOL), but hey, I'm not hatin'-- do what you do. There should be no shame in your proverbial game. As long as you know and understand that DENIAL ain't just a river in Egypt honey...

Still "Just Friends", Eh?

Yep! beacuse me and my friends ALWAYS take romantic getaway trips to Cabo, Mexico to get away from it all... Yeah right. Above is a pic of Hollywood's youngest outted gay couple doing it way big in Mexico. In the infamous words of Tupac, "I ain't mad atcha!"

Thank You Dlisted.com for this image!

Could It Be: Lindsay Lohan's Supposed New Girlfriend

Rumors have been Swirling all over the Internet for months about BFF's Lindsay Lohan and Dj Samantha Ronson (younger sister of music guru/super producer Mark Ronson). According to several media outlets, the tow have been close friends ever since Lindsay did Mean Girls, and Sam had a song featured on the soundtrack. Ever since they have been "best friends". But close pals and observers are stating that they are much more. Currently, Sam spends so much time at Lindsay's house that she practically lives there, and Linds has a facebook page named: Lindsay Ronson. Hmmmmm. Very interesting, and I wouldn't doubt it. That Sam is definitely a carpet muncher, and LiLo is clearly "experimental" in the sex department (hey, I'm tryna be nice here!). more details as story develops...