2 HOT Mama's: Who Should Be On: "Where Are They Now"?

It's the "hollaback girl" and "Jenny from the block"! Don't y'all remember a few years back when these two ladies dominated the air-waves with R&B friendly hits? Nowadays they have replaced microphones for baby bottles, and stage performances for breast-feeding-- but they still look HAWT! Above is a snapshot of Gwen and Jen in Beverly Hills at the opening of Andrea Lieberman's A.L.C store...

Mandatory Golden Globe Post.

After all, I DO cover entertainment **YAWN**... The Golden Globes took place last night in Los Angeles (if anyone cares)... So, Kate Winslet took home best actress, and "Slum Dog Millionaire" took home about everything else. Oh yeah, and Tina Fey also kicked ass. Brangelina was there, random-ass people like Kim Zolciak and Bai Ling were at the after-parties, and Jennifer Lopez showed y'all bitches how to get your groove back in this statement of a dress... WHAM:



Now, THAT's how you do it. Big shout to A Socialite's Life for the image... And I'm GONE.

J.Lo & Marc's Swan Song...

According to several media outlets, J. Lo and Marc Anthony plan to go out in style. Apparently their rocky romance is coming to an end, and they want to officially announce it-- ironically during Marc's February 14th concert at Madison Square Garden. The pair figured it would be a bittersweet way to go out... I just find it plain strange, but hey, they have kids, so whatever keeps them civil, I'm all for it. 'Tis a shame though, 'tis a shame... I wonder who J. Lo's next victim will be. It clearly has to be someone hot, relevant, and A-list to help boost her dwindling career. Or maybe she will even rekindle something with good ol' Diddy? Who knows?? The saga never ends in La VIDA LOPEZ!

"She's Making My LIfe Miserable..."

...Well apparently. According to Us Weekly reports, J. Lo and Marc-Anthony are on the outs. She was spotted recently without Marc, and without her wedding ring. Basically, the article claims that Jennifer feels that Marc has reduced her to a simple Long Island housewife, from her former life as a diva-pop-star-super-mogul. They claim his controlling ways are driving her to the edge. Additionally, Marc has been said to be very frustrated as well. He was seen on Thanksgiving without his wife, cuddled up with some thick ol' chick in Vegas. He was apparently overheard telling a group of women " She's [my wife's] making me miserable. For shame. They just finsihed spawning off those alien babies. Hopefully, this is just another silly little rumor. It's the holidays, get it together people!

J.Lo Hawks Her Skank Juice...

I dunno, but ever since J. Lo went into obscurity with her Skeletor husband, she just doesn't look the same... Something is off. Way off. maybe she's just getting older, or maybe her sense of style is falling off a bit...But I digress... Yesterday La Lopez was at macy's hawking her latest stank-juice: "Deseo" for me. Why she is naked on the box? The world might never know... SMH.

If J.Lo Can Do It...

...Then so can you! This weekend, the luscious Latina competed in the Nautica Malibu Triathlon (Matthew McConaughey also competed). La Lopez completed the rigorous physical feat in 2 hours, 23 minutes and 8 seconds. The triathlon included a half-mile swim, 18-mile bike and a 4-mile run. Matt completed it in 1 hour, 30 minutes and 44 seconds... But he didn't just have twins 7 months ago, so I guess her time is more impressive. After completing the competition J. Lo had the following to say:

"I feel really great and so glad I finished and that I made it out of the water but more amazing than that, I feel really great that we raised $127,000 for the Children's Hospital of Los Angeles and hopefully it'll go to good use."

Good for her! It's a great way to get in shape, and do something tremendous for the community! She should be proud..

They Say...

Jennifer Lopez is training for the Malibu triathalon. She will have to run, bike and swim around the city. She was on Good Morning America today talking about the details of the event, and said she got the idea while she was pregnant. She was watching a triathalon on television and decided she could do it too. That is kinda cool. It will be a great way for her to get all the baby-weight off, and she also gets a major goal accomplished at the same time. Here she is discussing it with SELF Magazine:



I can't lie, my face would probably look like that too if I was doing a triathalon... Geez! Anyway, she started a blog where she will give people training tips. If you're interested, CLICK HERE

Just In Case You Cared...

Jennifer Lopez turns 39 today! I hate to be mean but (at least in this picture) she is definitely starting to look it... Most likely it's due to the fact that the latin-diva couple of the century have not been able to hold down a nanny. So they are "going it alone". One baby is hard enough to raise let alone two. That's just plain insanity! Anyway, happy b-day LEO-lady... You know we're the best!

As if Whoring Her Babies Out in "People" wasn't Enough....

....Everybody was talking (and laughing) about the over-the-top 5-page spread J.Lo did for People magazine that earned her a whopping $6 million dollars. I mean, homegirl was literally breast-feeding her baby in an Oscar gown-- it was ridiculous... But the banking baby-mama doesn't stop there. According to TMZ, she is currently in production of a new reality show on TLC that will showcase how she juggles her career, empire, and motherhood. Woooow. I knew it was only a matter of time before she jumped on the reality band-wagon like everyone else. I guess this is her attempt at trying to stay relevant. Sheesh!

It's a BOY.... And a GIRL!!!!

Jennifer Lopez gave birth to twins this morning at Long Island University Hospital in New York. Her baby girl was born first at 5 pounds 7 ounces, and the boy followed shortly after at 6 pounds. The happy couple are said to be "over the moon". This is the first birth for Jennifer, 39, and this is the third and fourth children for Marc Anthony, 38. I wish them both well in this joyous time. We all know that those 2 rugrats are going to be the most spoiled and conceited on the planet, and it's FABULOUS! I'm not hating one little bit! It is reported that the couple could charge upwards of 6 million for the first pictures of the little ones. Just born, and already they're making millions! Ahhhhh Hollyweird.... What a place!