Lindsay Made A Funny!

Lindsay hasn't always been known for her comedic timing, but she held her own on this one... Word on the street is that Lindsay got dumped by her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson (shown above). Lindsay did what any young-nearly-washed-up-pseudo-actress would do. She made FUN og herself!!! Gotta love it. She made a spoof-tape of an e-Harmony video. WATCH:

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

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Sam, Come Get Ya Girl...

Poor Lindsay... She's looking like she needs a foot-long from Subway's STAT! What is the deal with her anyway? And why in the world would a professional photographer not airbrush on some damn meat on those bones! Didn't they ever wonder why Lindsay is always being followed by vultures? Their just waiting for her skinny ass to keel over so they can get it in. SMH...

This is a picture from a recent photo-shoot that Linds did with Heidi Slimane. I wonder if famine was the photographic inspiration.

Old Habits Die Hard...

Believe it or not, like 6 years ago, Lindsay Lohan would have made my "Favorite New Yorkers of All Time" List. But sadly this will never be... Homegirl is a very fabulous mess and has been so for years now. It's getting kind of old. The whole not-being-able-to-do-drugs-so-I'm-onto-my-new-addiciton-of-non-eating thing is REALLY old. Hasn't she been through this already? I dunno, maybe I'm being too harsh. Maybe it's not her fault. Lawd knows, she doesn't want to get the ridicule that Poor Jessica Simpson's been getting but geez. Lindsay is wasting away before our very eyes! Above is a flick of her from Fashion Week this weekend. She told reporters she had just "had a Big Mac", and that she's only lost weight because of "working" (LMAO), and "stress". I'm not buying it. It's just a feasible as a man with a KKK uniform in his closet saying, "What? I'm not racist! I have 2 Black friends!" Sorry.... Not buying it. Ya girl needs a career-overhaul and a sandwich. STAT!

Get It RIGHT Access Hollywood... SMH

Wow, sorry guys. In the last week I've already broken like 3 of my resolutions... One being to post everyday, smh... But I'm back! Never fear! Now, let's get down to business... It hurts my heart to see otherwise "reputable" media outlets succomb to lethargy aka BAD JOURNALISM. Make sure you get your facts super-straight, because the masses depend on it! I won't let you down faithful flock-- I only bring y'all the really real. What I'm referring to is Access Hollywood's report of the Samantha Ronson/Lindsay Lohan break-up. Because they reported it, whordes of other blogs (including the "reputable" Perez Hilton.com) ran with the false story. Now Lindsay took to her blog to call bitches out:

RUMORS

little piece of TRUE information:

we did NOT break up!

access hollywood, extra, et, every tabloid, page six... AND every GOSSIP website. Get your stories straight please. It's really annoying to have all of your friends emailing you saying, i saw, i read, etc... NOT TRUE

It's embarassing. Get your story right the FIRST time, and EVERYTIME. That's how you get respect! And I'm gone....

Puttin That Heffah On BLAST!

Man, ever since Lindsay Lohan said that crazy mess about Obama being our "first colored President", she is no longer my BFF... I mean it Lindsay-- we can no longer be groovy like a drive-in movie... You know, no more chillin like a villain about to make a killin... No more. Anyway, the media has put honey-child on BLAST once again for drinking during her supposedly new "sober life", and Inside Edition got it all on tape... WATCH:



Hmmmm. Well you can't argue with the evidence, and I can't say I'm surprised. Lohan is on the fast-track to obscurity and irrelevance. She can't even hold down a television gig, let alone support a major movie role. How did she fall so far from grace since "Mean Girls"? I LOVED that movie....

Trick, Sit DOWN!

Did this trick really say, "It's an amazing feeling... You know, our first colored president." Well... Did she? I need y'all to decide because it sure sounds like it, and if she did-- I'm coming for that A$$ Lindsay! You're on my hit list! Sleep with one eye open, I ain't never scared, and I can take you on and your little Pop-eye-Olive-Oil-girlfriend. Bring it! SMH...

Oh Really, Captain Obvious?

"I think it's pretty obvious who I'm seeing...I Love her very much." Lindsay Lohan says in this months issue of Harper's Bazaar. Yet when asked if she was a lesbian she staunchly replies, "No!!!"... Hmmmmm, something in the kool-aid ain't kosher with that one, and something is definitely wrong with her because when aske4d whether she is bi-sexual she said, "Maybe...Yeah".

Maybe? No honey-- you were right the 2nd time. You are DEFINITELY of the carpet-munching variety (LOL), but hey, I'm not hatin'-- do what you do. There should be no shame in your proverbial game. As long as you know and understand that DENIAL ain't just a river in Egypt honey...

Still "Just Friends", Eh?

Yep! beacuse me and my friends ALWAYS take romantic getaway trips to Cabo, Mexico to get away from it all... Yeah right. Above is a pic of Hollywood's youngest outted gay couple doing it way big in Mexico. In the infamous words of Tupac, "I ain't mad atcha!"

Thank You Dlisted.com for this image!

Lindsay Lohan, ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Initially, when I heard LiLo was coming out with her own leggings line I actually thought it was clever. People had been talking about how Lindsay was EVERYWHERE in leggings, as if she doesn't own anything else. I thought it was a cool and cheeky response to capitalize off of the attention... Until now. How in samhill are you going to charge an average $100 retail for leggings.... LEGGINGS! I can get the same type of leggings for $14.99 on Fordham Road in the Bronx.... Or even $30 at American Apparel for chrissakes! This is an insult! Anyone who would ante-up that kind of dough for leggings needs a reality check, and my phone number-- I will teach you better and craftier ways to waste your money... SMH.

New Lindsay Lohan?? "Bossy"

Is she as "bossy" as KELIS??? I think NOT! I dunno, I think homegirl should stick to what she's good at... Whatever that is...

Lohan Launches Leggings Line!

Ok.... So this isn't really news, but I just loved the way that headline sounded with all those "L's"! Haha. Anyway, Lohan was on Robertson Blvd. in LA peddling her new venture: LEGGINGS! For about two years straight we saw her wear nothing but, and I guess with all the media scrutiny she gets she decided to turn this into a positive. I'm not hating, but honestly, they kinda look like their getting ready to go on the hoe-stroll...Especially the one with the knee-pads... I mean honey, what's THAT all about??? However, I did think that this was fierce:

Anyway, look for these leggings (if you're interested) coming to a store near you this summer!

Wooooow. Did They Really Have To DO HER Like That?

This ad ran in USA Today from the American Beverage Institute. This is an ad against the interlock system that would make breathalizers mandatory in every car. I personally think it was a very cheap shot at Lindsay, and their just using her name (and image) to get more attention. That's just lame. Not to say that her whole alcoholic-in-and-out-of-rehab-thrice-coke-in-nose antics weren't lame, but cut the kid a break... We all make mistakes... A couple times... Anyway, here is what her lawyer Blair Blerk had to say:

USA TODAY is idiotic for running such an irresponsible advertisement, suggesting that drinking and driving is
some kind of American "tradition" we should protect. Not identifying that this ad was paid for by the liquor industry is profoundly reckless.

Drunk, old, white businessmen, drunk cougars out for girls night out, and drunk wedding parties should be kept off the roads of America. Lindsay Lohan fully endorses ignition interlock devices that have been well-proven to save lives."

Blech. She'll prolly sue. End of story.

Could It Be: Lindsay Lohan's Supposed New Girlfriend

Rumors have been Swirling all over the Internet for months about BFF's Lindsay Lohan and Dj Samantha Ronson (younger sister of music guru/super producer Mark Ronson). According to several media outlets, the tow have been close friends ever since Lindsay did Mean Girls, and Sam had a song featured on the soundtrack. Ever since they have been "best friends". But close pals and observers are stating that they are much more. Currently, Sam spends so much time at Lindsay's house that she practically lives there, and Linds has a facebook page named: Lindsay Ronson. Hmmmmm. Very interesting, and I wouldn't doubt it. That Sam is definitely a carpet muncher, and LiLo is clearly "experimental" in the sex department (hey, I'm tryna be nice here!). more details as story develops...

TEAM Lohan: Get on it!

Lindsay is out! People Magazine confirms that Lindsay checked out of Cirque Lodge in Utah on Friday. She's been there since August. Earlier this week Michael Lohan came to visit her and has been there ever since. No word on where Lohan went.
Dina Lohan told People: : "I'm proud of her. She's moving ahead with her life. Things were getting out of control. She took action. She took responsibility. She really needed to heal." Lindsay will be back to work on her new tango movie Dare to Love Me on October 15th in Los Angeles.

Honestly, this girl has been getting a lot of flack lately, and understandably so. For some reason, 2007 was the year that all blond-ambition, pop-tart, rich bitches got CANNED! If you were rich, famous, young and blond it was a wrap for you. Lohan was not able to get under that radar with the coke still on her nose.... smh. But you know what? I don't care, I still dig her. She's young, made some foolish mistakes and has made an effort to redeem herself... You can't really be mad at that. I don't totally blame her either. Her weirdo mother and alcoholic father probably didn't help her form strong moral judgement... Mix all that in with the craziness of hollyweird and the insanity of blowing up in the fast lane at such a young age and.... Lohan was pretty much on target. It was almost inevitable. Drew Barrymore, Nicole Richie, Britney... They can all relate.

There is no denying this girl has talent and potential (maybe not with making albums, but she can definitely act when she wants to). I fell in love with her (not literally you perverts!) when I first saw Freaky Friday (starring Lindsay and Jamie Lee Curtis). Then she wowed me with Mean Girls -- the surprisingly entertaining teen-queen flick. She's been in the game since she was 4 when she did a Welch's Grape Juice commercial. She's been going ever since... It would be a shame for her to end up a cracked-out, washed-up, hopelessly whorish, talentless wreck. LOL! It really would be a shame...

And-- as pointless and worthless as it as, I'm on Team Lohan. Hate it or love it but I'm rooting for her!