Can This Really Be THE END????

According to Beyonce's cousin (and media whore) Angelica Knowles, Beyonce is now steadfastly working on her next (and last) album, and is pregnant with Sir. Camel's big-headed baby... Could this be true??? Word is that she is planning to settle down with her new hubby and start a family. Can the pop-diva really be headed towards retirement??? Word on the street is that she will be scouting talent for her hubby's music label : The Carter Group. There is also much talk about her new protege named Chelsea Thomas. Apparently she is "the next Bey".... Hmmmm, this sounds very interesting and too good to be true. Let's look back shall we? Too Short "retired" 8 times... Jay-Z "retired" twice, and Michael Jordan? Pahleeze honey. But we will see. I can't say I wouldn't be happy if she did. The world was kinda getting sick of the Creole Queen...

Ladies & Gents: It's Official!

As if you all would care, but I felt that it was my civic duty as a blogger to share the love! Word on the Hollyweird streets is that Ashwentzday are official! They are now engaged to be married, and they would like all their fans to know! They would also like the papps to know that they should stop asking questions about a date because they are just "enjoying being engaged" for now. Papa and mama Simpson have actually given their blessings-- which comes as a surprise because in the past Papa Simpson has made no bones about not being a fan of Wentz. It's most likely because Wentz has been known to make out with men, and he has said candidly that "anything above the waist is fair game".... Hmmmmmmm. Something to chew on there. Ashlee might be in for more than she bargained for, but we'll see as this story unfolds. Congrats to the happy couple!

The Old Party Heads Calling a CEASE FIRE!

Word on the street is that the democratic party leaders are unhappy with the way the campaigning is shaping up. They have many fears of the outcome in November, and I can't say those fears aren't legitimate. In the begnning, I was blown away by the fact that we the two democratic front-runners were a black man and a woman respectively. But now, we can really see how torn the country is on the two-- and it's not good for business. Party leaders want Clinton to step down, because the continuance of this power-struggle will most likely cause McCain to be victorious-- and we certainly don't want that. I really don't want 4-8 years of republican rule on our country. Sorry to offend anyone, but it's true. The party wants Clinton to step down and rally behind Obama, instead of dragging out a bitter battle for power. is this likely to happen? Probably not, but in my humble opinion it wouldn't hurt for her to listen.

Can You HEAR Me Now????

Foxy Brown (aka Inga Marchand) is in countdown mode. She's getting ready to be released from jail in two weeks according to her publicist. Young Inga has a whole lot to smile about these days. VH1 is picking up a reality show on the fallen rap star-- the show will showcase her attempt to regain her mid-90's fame with the relase of Brooklyn's Don Diva (her latest LP set to drop sometime in May).

Don't get me wrong, I love Foxy and have been an avid fan for years despite her ignorant behavior in the past. But it seems like VH1 will give anyone a show for any reason at all. Damn, what I gotta do to get a show? Vh1, can I get put on? Like, seriously-- just give me a show, get me some camera-time and I'll figure out the rest, ya digg? I for one will be watching. Ya girl Foxy is a ticking timebomb, and I wanna be there when she EXPLODES-- on her manicurist, stylist, agent, WHOEVER. I just wanna be there!

Denial Ain't a River in Egypt Honey!

This is ridiculous.... And we are the fools feeding into it. Beyoncewas seen yesterday wearing these motorcycle gloves, and she doesn't own a bike. This leads me to believe that she is making a feeble attempt to hide her wedding ring, and the whole thing is quite silly. Come on people! The jig is up! We've heard the gossip, seen the pictures, and heard the details. It's OVER! What's wrong with two people happily expressiong their love? Kelis and nas didn't seem to have any problems with it. Jay-Z had a concert in Atlanta last night as well, and he has not been captured wearing a wedding ring yet. In fact, he hasn't been captured wearing any type of ring whatsoever. When will this charade end???? And when we will stop caring?

BLOGGING Can KILL You!

Yesterday morning on Fox News, the self-proclaimed "queen of all media" Perez Hilton spoke out about the dangers of blogging. Apparently, two popular bloggers recently died from heart-related injuries, and Hilton made some valid points.

First, he said blogging can be bad for your health because of weight gain. Most often, bloggers are tied down for hours to their computers, and do not get much exercise. He also talked about the difference between bloggers-for-hire who blog for money, and bloggers who blog for fun. He works hard, but he keeps his stress level down because he does it out of joy. I'm thinking geez, I'd be happy too if I made $50,000 a day off of ad revenue. Perez makes close to $20 million a year off of his blog, endorsements and various appearances. In short, he is MY IDOL (haha). But seriously, bloggers should beware of the health risks and do what is necessary to revers them. eat right, get regular excercise, and keep your stress levels down! Cheerio!

Naomi IN TROUBLE.....AGAIN!

Once again, the infamous beauty-queen is in trouble with the law... I'm starting to think she likes the bad press she gets for these shenanigans! Naomi was on a Heathrow flight from London to the States yesterday, and one of her three carry-ons were missing (normal people are only allowed to bring 2 carry-ons, but I digress). She made a huge fuss with the flight staff-- so much so that the cops were called to escort her off the flight. When the police tried to escort her out of the airport, she assaulted him. She had also verbally and physically assaulted the flight staff. Apparently, she learned nothing from her prior brushes with the law... They might have to lock her pretty behind up for a while until she learns her lesson! This is getting ridiculous....

Beyonce & Jay Z "Set to Marry" Today!

I proceed with caution on this post because there have been so many rumors about these two in the past. However, fox news as well as perezhilton.com are reporting the story, so I will give it the benefit of the doubt. Apparently, earlier this week, Jayonce got a marriage license in Catskill, NY that is good for 60 days. In addition, it is being reported that they are getting married at a super-secret location in NYC today. Some theorists claim that since Beyonce's birthday is September 4th, and Jay-Z's is December 4th , that 4/4/08 would be the perfect wedding date.... Awwwwwww. How sickening! They also got matching tatoos on their ring fingers last year with that date in arabic. Interesting.



Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams left a giddy youtube message yesterday from an "undisclosed location". They are most likely in NY getting ready for the 'nuptuals. I wish the best for these two. They have been through a lot over their 6 year relationship, and really I don't even know the half. No one does really-- they keep their stuff under wraps, but one can deduce from some of their music that they have definitely been through it a time or two. They seem right for each other, and I wish them the best!

Remy Ma: DOING HARD TIME!

Remy ma is Guilty on 4 counts, including: attempted murder, assault charges, weapons possession, and attempted coercion....
Remy Ma was charged back in 2007 for a shooting that took place in July outside of the NYC's meat-packing district's trendy PIZZABAR. The rapper got into an argument with a friend of hers, Makeda Barnes-Joseph, over $3,000 in cash which was missing from her purse.
My opinion is homegirl must be broke to try to kill a friend of over 15 years over a measely 3 g's. If she has all the money she claims to have, that should have been peanuts to her! I gues not....Remy accused Barnes-Joseph of stealing the cash and managed to shoot at her outside a New York nightclub. Her attorneys tried to make the shooting appear as an accident, but the jury wasn't buying the bull....The Grammy nominated rapper was facing nine charges against her and has just been convicted on four major charges. She has two counts of first-degree assault, attempted coercion, and criminal possession of a weapon.
She was however, found not guilty of gang assault and witness tampering.
Remy Ma could face anywhere up to 25 years in prison. So far she has done 2 nights, and is on suicide watch. Celebs usually take prison time pretty hard, so they are keeping a close watch on her. As for now, her attorney is working on an appeal case for her... Good luck with that! I guess being "rouch and stuff wit ya afro puffs" ain't always worth it... Huh Remy???

For Your Information: More Sad, Senseless Death

Super-Fabulous singer Corrine Bailey Rae experienced a terrible tragedy earlier this week. Her husband passed away from a suspected accidental overdose. Perezhilton.com had more to say on this subject:



British singer Corinne Bailey Rae has released a statement, almost a week after the sad death of her saxophonist husband of a suspected accidental drug overdose.
Says her reps:


“Corinne Bailey Rae and her family have been touched by the huge amount of love and support that's flooded in from all over the world, and that is really helping all of us cope at this terrible time. Corinne is also very grateful for the privacy she is being given and the respect that has been paid to herself and Jason.”
[Image via WENN.]

T.I Sentenced to 12 Months Behind Bars!

Here is an update on the T.I weapons charge case. The associated press had the following to say at press time:

ATLANTA - (AP) Rapper T.I. was expected to plead guilty Thursday to federal weapons charges and will face prison time, according to two people familiar with his case.The 27-year-old singer, whose real name is Clifford Harris, was expected to be sentenced to 1,500 hours of community service talking to youth groups around the country, followed by about 12 months in prison, according to two people familiar with the negotiations who spoke on condition of anonymity because the plea deal had not been finalized yet Thursday morning.


Harris is one of Atlantic Records' most successful artists. His sixth album, "T.I. vs. T.I.P.," was released July 3, debuting at No. 1. He appeared in the 2007 film "American Gangster," which starred Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe.His prison time could be increased or reduced, depending on his fulfillment of the terms of the deal and good behavior, the two people familiar with the negotiations said. His talks to youth groups are supposed to be about the pitfalls of guns, gangs and drugs.


The U.S. Attorney in Atlanta announced a change-of-plea hearing was scheduled Thursday afternoon at the federal courthouse. Prosecution officials were expected to speak to the media after the hearing.U.S. District Judge Charles Pannell Jr. must approve the deal.Harris was arrested Oct. 13, just blocks away and hours before he was to headline the BET Hip-Hop Awards in Atlanta.He was charged with possession of unregistered machine guns and silencers, as well as possession of firearms by a convicted felon. He faced a maximum of 10 years in prison and a $250,000 fine for each count.Harris was allegedly trying to buy unregistered machine guns and silencers. He initially pleaded not guilty, and has been under house arrest since he was released on $3 million bond Oct. 26.Harris, co-CEO of Grand Hustle Records, grew up in Atlanta. His first taste of success came with his 2003 album, "Trap Muzik." In 2004, warrants were issued for his arrest on probation violations for a drug conviction, and he was sentenced to three years behind bars.

I dunno, I love T.I but he's an idiot for pulling this crap. I think he most definitely got off easy, but I'm not hating. I hope he turns his life around, and learns some hard lessons-- after all, he is a role model and most importantly a father!

Art of Controversy? You Decide.

Lebron James has made history once again-- as well as controversy....Once again! James and supermodel Gisele Bundchen grace the cover of this month's Vogue magazine. The idea behind the image is showing two superstars who are at the top of their game. Lebron is the first African-American male to grace the cover of this high-end fashion rag.... Many people are upset about the cover because they claim it perpetuates stereotypes. The stereotype being the "godzilla-like mandingo" violently lusting after the virginal white blonde woman. I say paaaaaahleeze. Lebron James is a fierce competitor, and the presence of the basketball shows that the image is just playing off of the expressions that he is famous for when he's out on the field. Gisele is a model so of course-- she's doing what she does. There is no conspiracy or racism behind the image. In fact, I think it's kind of cool. But who knows? Art is up to interpretation, so what do you think???

What is her secret????

....And don't say plastic surgery!!!! Honestly, if it was that bad, and she needed it that much she'd prolly look like Joan Rivers by now. But she's far from that, she actually looks human!!!! How is it that a woman damn-near 50 can still freak a photo shoot like no other? Damn Madonna, I bow down too you! Look out for her new single with Justin Timberlake: 4 minutes to save the world