June 12, 2008

Spankin' New Video!

Estelle: "No Substitute Lover"



Featuring cameos by Kelly Rowland, and Amanda Diva-- this video is adorable! Estelle is a true beauty and a rare talent-- she even raps! And it's not forced, it's actually pretty good, and very cute! Go Girl!

Jennifer Lopez Has Secret Meeting With Obama!


Yesterday afternoon, Jennifer Lopez was caught leaving the Washington office of presidential hopeful Barack Obama. She was in the office with him for over 2 hours, and during the course of the meeting, the security had tripled! Rumor has it that J.Lo is penning a new song in tribute to him... Hmmmmm. Out of all people, why washed-up J.Lo? With her past 2 albums being major flops, I hope this sin't Barack's way of reaching the Latino community... He woulda been better off hollerin' @ Shakira... I'm just saying!

I must say though, ya girl is looking FABULOUS after popping out those twins... You GO GIRL!



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Look Who's Dancin' NOW!


Dwayne Carter might be crazy, but he ain't no fool... With all the controversy and drama surrounding the wayward rapper these days, he's the one laughing-- all the way to the bank! Wayne is smashing and bashing music records all around the board with his latest release, Tha Carter III. On it's first DAY, the highly anticipated LP moved 450,000 units! If I'm not mistaken that's more than Mimi & Madonna did their first week! Music experts are projecting that Wayne will sell 950,000 by the end of the first week! That's just insane...

Perhaps the most ironic part of it all is the reasoning behind his amazing success. See, when all those mixtape dj's got pissed off at his blasphemy and leaked his record-- they were quite satisfied when they heard that his album had hit over 1 million illegal downloads... However, this ended up working in Wayne's favor in the end. Because of all these downloads, Wayne received the most free publicity of any known artist! Booyah! You better go boy! Like the late, great Tupac said, "I ain't mad at cha"!

June 11, 2008

Ready For Baby?

. Jessica Alba just popped out babygirl "Honor" on Sunday... I'm sure this has something to do with Naomi Campbell's new sentiment on childbirth. She's prolly thinking "If that ice queen biotch can give birth-- then so can I"! naomi, 38, had a cyst removed from her ovary late last year. I think she was at risk for not being able to rear a child, but the operation was successful and she fully recovered. She following to say to the press on the subject:

“Now I can have a child I would like one. I’m even willing to have one without a father. I know that I am ready. I know that with a baby I would change, I’d calm down. With a child you cannot accept compromises. You have to give your full self."

Interesting...Well, I guess if Nicole-richie, Ashlee Simpson, Jamie-Lynn Spears & Brit can do it... Jesus, please be an economy size box of condoms, or a ten-year supply of depovera... I beg you!

Yes, They're Dating...


Foxy has got to be a man-tittay lover, because Rick Ross has MORE THAN Enough to go around! The two "lovebirds" have come out tot he media that they are happy, dating and will become "the next big hip-hop power couple".... Yeah... Ok, sure... Anyway, Ross' family is quite taken with Inga, and Ross' mother has been encouraging Rick to marry the Brooklyn diva. That's a little suspect to me though. I'm thinking Damn moms, ol' girl is barely fresh outta jail and you want your son to marry her? Smh.... I guess ignorance CAN be bliss.


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CERTIFIED MESS!


The enigma of the bonafide crackhead that is Amy Winehouse never ceases to amaze... She has turned from a glorious acid-jazz/pop sensation to a ubiquitous, shameful tabloid-whore. Ugh! The humanity! Anyways, the latest mess in her tail of messes is this RACIST Song & Video ... She is now shameless trying to back-track and point fingers in all other directions but at herself. When asked,Winehouse had the following to say:

‘I don’t want to play anything down, but I’m the least racist person going.’ She branded UK’s News of the World, ‘irresponsible’ for printing the chant in full, saying: ‘I think they should have starred out certain words.’

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're bold enough to talk all willy-nilly when you think nobody's watching, but now you wanna play Sambo and tap-dance around the ish... SMH. before I used to say get it together, but now she just needs to GET GONE!

Timbaland's Getting Hitched!



The super-producer/hip-hop genius is getting hitched to Monique Idlett, his longtime publicist and lady-love of over 2 years. They have a babygirl together named Reign that was born in Novemeber.
The nuptuals will take place in Aruba on the 19th (according to Life & Style Magazine). I'm guessing some heavy-hitters like Missy, Justin timberlake & nelly Furtado will be in attendance... Ahh, to be a fly on THAT wall. Congrats tot he happy couple!

June 9, 2008

Obama = The Answer. Is This Even A Question?




CNN.COM reports that Obama is DEMANDING that the economy get a MANDATORY 50 million dollar boost-- and it can't wait until the presidency... Now, isn't that something we can all agree with? Wow, if he wasn't reading all our minds who was. "The Economy is sluggish", he says... If this guy doesn't win the predsidency, I'm moving to St. Thomas!

June 8, 2008

FASHION!


What??? Don't act like you've never seen a lady with a bear on her head before.... Oh, you're still wearing ponytails? Ugh, that is sooooooo last season! This is one of the many "head-dresses" that Japanese designer Nagi Moda has concocted. He has bulls, chickens, horses, lions-- the whole farm, on these women's heads! Hungry for more? Check it out at dlisted.com!

For Serious? I Thought These Two Had Beef...

Interesting... Here's a pic of 'Shanti and her former label-mate Ja Rule churning out the ol' hits last week at Good Morning America. Initially, this picture threw me off because I could have sworn that these two had some serious beef after Ashanti abruptly left Murder Inc almost 4 years ago. But it's good to see that it's water under the bridge now. I just wonder if she feels as cordial to Irv Gotti after he told the world that he "hit that and split that"....

Isn't She Lovely?

Behold! The queen of  R&B/Pop... Amy Winehouse. The News Of The World had this exclusive image as well as other photos incriminating Winehouse and exposing her druggy- like behavior. There is even a video on the website showcasing her in a high-like stupor singing very racist lyrics. This is the same woman who won 5 Grammy's this year.... Once again I remind you all: it's a sign of the times. Get your heavy-duty flashlights and gallons of water ready. Re-up on your canned goods, and create that bomb-shelter you've been putting off for years... It's about to go DOWN!

He-She Is Ready To Pop!


For al of you that have been living under a rock... Meet Thomas Beatie, 34. He/she is a pre-op transsexual who has gotten impregnated and is due to give birth to a baby girl in 4 weeks! He/she took hormones, and changed everything, ahem, above the waist... Trippy. This fool is actually thinking of having more babies! I'm telling y'all these are the signs of the times. We're heading to h-e-double-hockey-sticks in a basket... SMH.

June 6, 2008

Paris Hilton Is Pregnant.



"Oh of COURSE not dontberidiculous!" (In the Balki from 80's sitcom Perfect Strangers voice) She just ate a meal that's all. Can you tell it's a slow news day? Anyway, rumors have been swirling that the controversial heiress is knocked up with Benji Madden's baby:

However, Paris' publicist was quick to do some damage control earlier today and has denied these rumors. Like I said, the only miracle of life here is that homegirl ate a sandwich... And boy, did she need one!