October 14, 2007

This is why we're all going to HELL with gasoline drawers on!


You know what? I'm not a hater... Tila Tequila (myspace queen & self proclaim "superfreak") is a foxy lady. On tv, she seems like a sweetheart. She even has some catchy lyrics, that I wouldn't mind boppin' to... HOWEVER... I watched her show last night "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila", and I have to say I was disturbed. I dunno, bisexual people always disturbed me.


I wasn't disturbed because I have anything against being gay, but I just think bisexuality makes a mockery of the whole thing. Bisexual people have always seemed selfish and confused to me. One day your batting for one team, then the next day the other? I just don't believe that is genuine (sue me). How can you genuinely, 100% love men and women romantically? They are polar opposites! I just don't get it...


This show is clearly an over-sexed hedonistic mess (I mean, I'm still going to watch it... You know, for journalistc purposes-- haha!). But peep how this girl is going to sleep in ONE BIG BED with 18 men and women for Lord knows how many weeks. The pandemonium, emotions, and freakiness prophesized for this show had me thinking one thing: we're ALL goin dooooooown... GOD is looking down with a big frown.To the parents out there: WATCH UR KIDS! And don't let them watch this over-sexed train wreck of a show...Come on man.... Do it for da kids!!!!


For any of you not familiar with the show here is mtv's Introduction:



Are you ready for the ultimate battle of the sexes? Well, you better be 'cause there's about to be an all-out war over cyber hottie Tila Tequila! Although Tila has racked up more than 2 million MySpace friends, she still hasn't found "the one," and she's ready to do anything to find him -- or her! This self-proclaimed "bisexual freak" has had her heart broken by men and women, and she's tired of being alone. With our help, she's inviting 16 luscious lesbians and 16 sexy straight guys over to her place for A Shot of Love With Tila Tequila. Yes, it's time for Tila to unfurl her freak flag and find true love. At first, the guys and girls won't know about each other. But once Tila narrows the field down to a few of her favorites, she's going to tell them all that she's bi. And when the two sides learn they have to vie for her affection, all hell breaks loose. There'll be hair pulling, sucker punching, ball-busting and, er, even some butt waxing. Oh, and let's not forget threesomes. There's bound to be at least a few of those. But all is fair in love and war, right?Even though Madonna has milked it, Angelina Jolie embraced it and TV shows like The O.C. and One Tree Hill have flirted with it, bisexuality is still the stuff of winks and nudges. But with A Shot at Love, Tila Tequila hopes to thrust the taboo into the spotlight and prove that flaunting your sexuality can be -- and should be -- fun. While Tila is dead serious about finding someone to get serious with, she's just not sure if she wants a relationship with a man or a woman. Who will win her heart?
More pictures of Tila in all her hedonistic glory:

2 comments:

  1. DIS REALITY SHOW JUST PROVES DAT PEOPLE R SO DESPERATE 4 LUV OR ATTENTION, WHEN 9 TIMES OUT OF TEN DA PERSON DAT'S RIGHT 4 U IS RIGHT UNDER UR NOSE.PEOPLE SHOULD'NT B SO BUSY TRYING 2 FIND MR/MRS. RIGHT, THEY SHOULD JUST OPEN THEIR FUCKIN EYES AND LEARN HOW 2 READ DA SIGNS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. Ohhhhhhh yeeeeeeah. :o)

    Preach on Brotha!

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