Fantasia Is A Reality Star... Again

Fantasia is expected to star in a reality-show about her daily life in early 2010. The show will be on VH-1 and will follow her as she stumbles into strange hair/fashion choices and claws her way to the top! It should be interesting... I'm expecting to see a little drama... maybe some tracks flying-- who knows? All I wanna know is... Will YOU be watching???

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Lil' Kim Kills On Dancin With The Stars!

Lil' Kim exceeds many expectations by bringing it for week 4 in "Dancing With The Stars". Homegirl has some serious moves on her-- she's reppin' BROOKLYn hard! Ok now, go girl, I'm not mad at you. This week, she scores a perfect "10". See her in action.... WATCH:

Will YOU Vote For Kim?

Yes, your eyes are not fooling you. That is rap-queen Lil' Kim herself rehearsing with her flamboyant partner for DWTS. It's interesting how the show has gone from complete z-listers to B-listers and A-listers that might have just fallen from grace, lol. I'm sure the exposure will be great for the pint-sized hip-hop cutie. I still think it's a shame that Kim cut up her face like that, but she does look adorable in her little dancing shoes... Awwwwwww. Will you be voting for Queen Bee?

The Show MUST GO On...

All you hardcore "Real Housewives of Atlanta" fans, fear not! Your dreams and wishes have now been fulfilled. In an unprecedented ploy for ratings, BRAVO has decided to renew the show for a 2nd season. From "white girl" Kim's horrible weave and even worse singing voice-- to NeNe's "broke ass", we should be in for some treats! Check out your local tv listings for the date and time of the premiere. I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

VH-1 Must Be Stopped

VH-1 has released the official description of the new reality show "A Real Chance At Love". They actually want us to believe that these actors are STILL out looking for love after being turned down time and again. I gotta give it to these two. They sure know how to milk a concept... Milk it 'til it's bone dry. Check it out:

Real and Chance are the ones in control and this time it’ll be a gamble for 17 young ladies who will move into their ranch house to fight for their hearts.

After getting dismissed by New York in “I Love New York” Real and Chance are in it to win it this time around. And they are being extremely cautious before they choose their queen of hearts. To prevent getting dealt another bad hand, these ladies will have to lay all their cards on the table to impress these two guys. They will compete in challenges designed to test for the qualities Real and Chance are looking for in a woman. Each week, two women will be eliminated until the final episode when the guys will ultimately decide who they want to take a real chance of love with.

In this 9-episode series, these two brothers are certainly wild but in very different ways. Chance is a charming player who gets himself into trouble with his explosive personality. Real is the perfect gentleman with a romantic side he isn’t afraid to show. What these brothers are looking for in a woman is quite different, but in the end what the “Stallionaires” might want could be the same woman.

WHAT Is Wrong With This Picture?

Hmmmm, I dunno. Just about everything! I dare any of you to look me in the eye and tell me this is a heterosexual group of guys just hangin' out... Ya know, watchin the game, drinking some brewskies-- the usual. In fact, I triple-dog dare you! But until then, this is one of the promo pics for the "Stallionaires" (two-thirds of which "starred" on VH1's "I Love New York"). VH1 is creating a new show: "A Real Chance At Love", including the new edition to the group, Chance & Real's brother "Love" (on the right). What in the HOT (mascara-super-perm-Jodeci-leather)HELL is this? My people, my people. May God be a skull cap and Maybelline eye-make up remover today. For goodness sake!

Yes, J-Hud Is Marrying A Punk...

Word on the street is that Jennifer Hudson is set to marry David Otunga. This is her second engagement in the last year-- I hope this one sticks.... I guess. Otunga is pretty well-known himself. Most people know him as "Punk" from the infectious and shameful "I Love New York" series. I have to say that any man who is willing to slob-down Tiffany "New York" Pollard has GOT to be questionable. But I guess if J-Hud likes it, we better love it! Her publicist has confirmed the engagement: 

“I can confirm that Jennifer got engaged to her boyfriend David on Friday night in L.A.” says the rep. Otunga, who is known as “Punk” from the reality show I Love New York 2, popped the question with a Neil Lane diamond ring on the Dreamgirls Oscar winner’s 27th birthday. The couple, who have been dating less than a year, both hail from Chicago. Professionally, it is a busy time for Hudson as well. Her debut solo album, Jennifer Hudson, will be in stores Sept. 30, and her next film, The Secret Life of Bees opens on Oct. 17"

The DEVIL Made Her do It? Buckeey (Flavor of Love) Sex Tape: *NSFW*

WARNING: this ish is NASTY. I am only putting it up here as a cautionary tale for any young talented lady out there that believes that the Paris-Hilton-Kim-Kardashian road to fame is the way... It's not! Buckeey should be ashamed for this mess (if this really is her), and I seriosuly doubt that this will help her "career" but if it does may snakes smite my mouth and swarms of locusts devour my body whole.... These tapes are really messing up the game people... Like my homeboy Blogxilla said... It's a damn shame. If your spirit moves you to witness the debauchery (and your of age) Click Here

A Cheesburger Away From Obese...

This is a Clip of "The bad Girl's Club" reunion hosted by Star Jones on the Oxygen network. I looooooved this season. It was full of cat-fights, bitchin', drama, jail and drunk hoochie behavior. As you can see in this clip, the reunion was no different:

The Oldest 14-Year Old On Earth.

I cannot believe that this child is 14. What are kids eating/drinking these days????

VH1's "I Love Money" Cast

The cast of the new Vh1 show I LOVE MONEY has been revealed. The show takes the z-list superstars of past VH1 reality shows and pits them against one another to win the grand prize: $250,000. Click the link above for more info and pics, the cast list is below:

From I Love New York:

12 Pack

Chance

The Entertainer

Heat

Midget Mac

Mr. Boston

Real

Whiteboy

From Rock of Love 1 & 2:

Brandi C

Destiney

Heather

Megan

Rodeo

From Flavor of Love 1 &2:

Hoopz

Nibblz

Pumkin

Toastee

As if Whoring Her Babies Out in "People" wasn't Enough....

....Everybody was talking (and laughing) about the over-the-top 5-page spread J.Lo did for People magazine that earned her a whopping $6 million dollars. I mean, homegirl was literally breast-feeding her baby in an Oscar gown-- it was ridiculous... But the banking baby-mama doesn't stop there. According to TMZ, she is currently in production of a new reality show on TLC that will showcase how she juggles her career, empire, and motherhood. Woooow. I knew it was only a matter of time before she jumped on the reality band-wagon like everyone else. I guess this is her attempt at trying to stay relevant. Sheesh!

OMG... The BEST Damn Reality Show EVER!

It's hard out here for a pimp... And with the recession kicking us all where it hurts it seems that people will do just about ANYTHING to get that all-mighty dollar. With that said, I introduce to you the supposed cast of the best reality show VH1 ever did: I Love Money. I like it already because they are not trying fake it out with the premise of people being on the show for love-- because clearly money was always the angle here... Check out the supposed cast of the show. Lawd, I already got my tiVo in and ready to go on this one:

Host: LaLa

Pumkin (Flavor of Love, Season 1) Hoopz (Flavor of Love, Season 1) Toasteee (Flavor of Love, 2) Nibblz (Flavor of Love, Season 2) Bootz (Flavor of Love, Season 2) Sinceer (Flavor of Love, Season 3) Thing 1 (Flavor of Love, Season 3) Thing 2 (Flavor of Love, Season 3) Chance (I Love New York, Season 1) Real (I Love New York, Season 1) Heat (I Love New York, Season 1) 12 Pack (I Love New York, Season 1) Whiteboy (I Love New York, Season 1) The Entertainer (I Love New York, Season 2) Midget Mac (I Love New York, Season 2) Heather (Rock of Love, Season 1) Brandi C. (Rock of Love, Season 1) Destiney (Rock of Love, Season 2) Megan (Rock of Love, Season 2) Kristy Joe (Rock of Love, Season 2)

Khia's Been Dropped But She STILL Won't Stop!

I gotta admit, there's something about this chick I like, and y'all can't even front, most of you will stop watching this show after this news breaks...For all of you that might have been watching VH1's Miss Rap Supreme, Khia (from "My Neck, my Back" fame) has been booted off of the show for "freestyling" pre-written lyrics. That's strictly against freestyling rules, so homegirl got the boot... She seemed to have been controversial from the start, because she has already been an established artist who many of her haters and nay-sayers consider to be nothing more than a one hit wonder with "sleep saggy" titties (Wendy Williams, lookin like that, you KNOW u were wrong for that one!) But, despite the controversy and the ghetto-isms, there is holding her back... Whether you like it or not! Maybe its her unabashedly determined attitude that she's the best despite the volumes of hate she receives on the daily. But to me, there's something about that strength that I like, and you know my mama always said if you ain't got something nice to say.... Anyhoo here's a little treat. Check out Khia post- "miss rap supreme" dissing Yo-Yo, MC Search and Ms. Cherry... Click Here 4 da Drama!

Guess Who's Bizack?????

(Images via Splash News Online)
Foxy Brown was released from Riker's yesterday, and I guess her fans heard her call. There was a significant crowd of people including die-hard fans, family and media crews. Fox is ready to jump back into the spotlight with her new VH1 reality show in progress. I know somewhere in Manhattan there are Asian manicurists cowering under their tables, and shutting down their store fronts... BROOKLYN STAND UP!!!!

Foxy Brown Wants You to POP BOTTLES!!!!!

...The official countdown has begun. It is mere hours until our Inga will bust up outta Rikers and be unleashed on our humble world... The infamous rap diva would have spent 8 of her 12 month sentence at Rikers for probation violation. Homegirl got some serious anger issues. She beat a manicurist upside the head after a manicure, and dipped out without paying! I hope she has gotten things together since then...


Inga wants us all to know that we should pop bottles and bring the ticker tape to the Rikers exit upon her release. She wants to film her fans welcoming her back into the world for her new reality show in VH1. The show is said to showcase Foxy on her uphill battle to get right, and get her fledgling career back on track. I've always been a fan so I hope she pulls it off. If for no other reason, just for the simple fact that she will be entertaining as hell! So remember to pop those bottles, roll up those blunts-- or whatever it is you wonderful heathens do when one of your kind gets freed. SALUT!