Picture of the Day...

Behold! To the left we have Chantal Biya, first lady of Cameroon. And to our right we have Paris Hilton... First lady of raunchiness! HAHA. The unlikely duo came together yesterday at the "First Ladies of Africa" function in Beverly Hills, CA. Why Paris was there is still a mystery-- she clearly has the best public relations team behind her. I can't even hate.

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Future-Whore Love Sounds.

LOL, you know Kanye's gonna be pissed when he sees this pic-- knowing that he didn't have those shades first! He will throw his Macbook air down in disgust and scream on his publicist... Wow, I really do have a vivid imagination!

Doesn't Paris kinda look like what the whores of the future would potentially look like? Very 5th Elementish. And yes, she's serious. Smh.

Ahhhh, the future. It's here. Isn't it Mr. LaForge?

Paris Hilton Is Pregnant.

"Oh of COURSE not dontberidiculous!" (In the Balki from 80's sitcom Perfect Strangers voice) She just ate a meal that's all. Can you tell it's a slow news day? Anyway, rumors have been swirling that the controversial heiress is knocked up with Benji Madden's baby:

However, Paris' publicist was quick to do some damage control earlier today and has denied these rumors. Like I said, the only miracle of life here is that homegirl ate a sandwich... And boy, did she need one!

Paris Hilton To Get Hitched????

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Media outlets are reporting that skank-of-the-century and all around dumbass Paris Hilton is getting married to Benji Madden. For all of you who don't know, he's Joel Madden's twin brother, and Joel is Nicole Richie's baby-daddy.... I smell the familiar stench of publicity stunt from a mile away! Apparently, the two are planning to have a double-wedding and the whole nine yards.... Hmmmm, I dunno about this but ya girl Paris has definitely been walking around town flashing a HUGE engagement ring, and she just got back to LA after being on tour with Benji's band Good Charlotte. More to come as the story develops....

This Isn't Really News But....

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This isn't really news, but I couldn't resist! Paris Hilton and Benji Madden made their debut as a couple this week at Fred Segal in Los Angeles. I just think it's so corny that Paris is dating Nicole Richie's baby-daddy's twin brother. I mean, really. Doesn't Benji know that Paris is a walking STD? I thought he had more sense than that! LOL. That's the thing about Hollyweird... They'll always prove you WRONG! I just hope that Paris doesn't plan on getting preggers with him... That would be BEYOND my corny barrier. I think my head would explode.

Paris Hilton to Save Rwanda...and the World???

Paris Hilton plans to visit Rwanda as part of her post-jail commitment to use her celebrity status to bring attention to social causes. She feels that with her popularity in America, she can use that as a tool to shed light on pressing issues in the world. I guess she finally realized that what nail color she has on today should NOT be breaking news...

"I'll be going in November, after I get back from filming my movie," she tells E! Online on Tuesday. "There's so much need in that area, and I feel like if I go, it will bring more attention to what people can do to help," Hilton says.

The 26-year-old hotel heiress-actress vowed to use her fame to bring attention to social causes after serving a 23-day jail sentence earlier this year for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.
"I want to visit more countries where poverty and children's issues are a big concern," she says. "I know there's a lot of good I can do just by getting involved and bringing attention to these issues."

And you know what? She's absolutely right. Unfortunately she is a HUGE star... For what? I don't even know, but at least she's trying to do some good with her celebrity these days. I hope it's not a phase... But something tells me it just might be. I think that it's funny how chic it's become for Hollweird A-listers to go abroad to do good deeds. There are thousands of children being raped and abused in this country. Thousands of children (right now in this country) are living below the poverty level. It's cool to want to help change the world, but you don't have to travel 5,000 miles to do so. There are problems right here in the U.S that celebs like Paris can give attention to. What about inner-city youths? What about crack-babies? What about the kids out here who see no future. Maybe more celebs should start working on home, because contrary to what they believe, we DON'T have it all figured out yet.