It's Official: RuPaul is More FIERCE Than Tyra!

Have y'all heard the news? Our favorite "Supermodel" RuPaul, has a new show on the LOGO channel called: The Drag Race-- or something of that nature. Basically Ru is playing the gay-Tyra role, and recruiting the next America's Top Drag Queen. Hahaha. I watched the first episode last night-- I have to say this ish is quite interesting (LMAO). I mean, I don't expect any of my straight-male readers to be into it, but ladies (and fairies) I encourage you to check it out-- if for nothing else, a good laugh and giggle. I mean, when's the last time you've seen a deck of cards with all QUEENS? Hahahaha. I dunno, they left it wide open for that one. Anyway, check out one of the more saucy contestants: Akashia Brown. Yes, Akashia. SMH. Check it:

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It's So Hard, To Say Goodbye...

Hollywierd hottie (and one of my absolute favorite actors) Joaquin Phoenix has announced that he is retiring from movies at the ripe age of 34, and he's "dead serious". The talented and boisterous actor has been in such films as "Walk The Line" and "U Turn", and he has been nominated for two Oscars in his career. He will be turning to music and his role as Johnny Cash in "Walk The Line" inspired him to make that move. He has to learned to play the guitar for the role, and through his teachings he developped a deep passion for music. He sees it as a way to "expel his demons". The hunky star had this to say at press time about his latest filme "Two Lovers" With Gwenyth Paltrow and Vinessa Shaw:

"This will be my last performance as an actor. I'm not doing films anymore... I've been through that. I've done it... I'm dead serious."

And there you have it. Thanks to the great guys over at Yahoo Movies for the link!

Busted!

According to TMZ.com, Heather locklear was busted by Santa Monica cops last night while driving erratically. They had the suspicion she was "on that stuff", but breathalizer tests proved she had not been drinking. They gave her a drug test and results are pending. She never had to post bail because th ecops released her this morning... Sad. She had just finished a rehab session a couple months ago... Can you say, RELAPSE????

There IS Life After Gay Al...

Here is a picture of Star Jones and her new man getting cozy at the U.S Open on Tuesday. I'm so happy that she has truly moved on to greener pastures.... And straighter men!

Dawn (Of Danity Kane) Talks Smack About Aubrey!

Hate is such an ugly color, isn't it? Perez Hilton has an interview that Dawn did yesterday on the John Jay & Rich show, and Dawn was definitely throwing some passive-aggressive hate at Aubrey. Aubrey is clearly the star of the group, and there's a reason. She's interesting, a little on the slut-side, and just scandalous... And we love it! Tisk, tisk Dawn, no need to hate the playa, just hate the game... Remember I said this: things like this is how groups fall apart. She should have taken the high-road and not put Aubrey out there like that. Check out the infamous interview-snippet click HERE

Definite Quotable

Cassie attended the Sean John launch party last night in NYC. She had just gotten her nipples pierced in an act to bring on breast cancer awareness....I think? 

Sexy R&B star CASSIE had her nipples pierced to help her keep breast cancer at bay. The pretty 22 year old’s mother is a two-time breast cancer survivor and the singer was recently tested to make sure she was free of the disease. After the check-up, Cassie had her nipples pierced in a bid to show cancer she was a fighter. She says, “I got my piercings before I got my results, like positive energy… I think it’s sexy. I’m proud of them.” But she admits the decision to get pierced would have backfired on her if medics found the cancer gene. Cassie adds, “I’m sitting there with my parents, my mom’s sobbing after she finds out that I don’t have the gene, and I’m like, `Guess what, mom and dad, I got my nipples pierced.’ “It was nerve-racking because I was like, `My mom’s going to kill me if I have this gene and I got these things.’”

Hmmmmmm. I just don't know what to do with this one. BIg shout out to BOSSIP.COM for the link! 

With SO Much Drama In The L-A-C...

Word on the steet is that  Tori Spelling got seriously screwed in the production deal for 90210, so the claws came out, and she quit the project. Apparently, Jenny Garth ( whom I LOVE) and Shannen Doherty were also casted in the new 90210 show. Tori was offered $10k-$20k per episode, while Jenny and Shannen were offered $35k-$50k per episode. When Tori got wind of this, she abruptly quit the show. Oh well, gotta love show-business. It's the most shallow and brutal business in the world. But I can't say they weren't totally off. Everyone knows Tori's funny-looking ass was cast in that show because of her daddy... Let's be real!

The "Dark Knight" Curse

At first this was just heresay, but now I am starting to believe... Rumor has it that there was some sort of evil curse placed on the cast of Batman: The Dark Knight. First, Heath Ledger dies suddenly and scarily from an apparent drug overdose. Then the star, Christian Bale gets arrested for an alleged assault against his mother and sister, now this. Morgan Freeman was in a terrible car accident last night in rural Mississippi. He was air-lifted to a hospital and is in serious, but stable condition. The Associated Press had the following to say on the matter: 

August 05, 2008. JACKSON, Miss. (AP) — Oscar-winning actor Morgan Freeman was hospitalized in serious condition Monday after the car he was driving left a rural road in the Mississippi Delta and flipped several times.

Freeman, 71, was airlifted to the Regional Medical Center in Memphis, Tenn., about 90 miles north of the accident in rural Tallahatchie County.

The actor "has a broken arm, broken elbow and minor shoulder damage, but is in good spirits," according to a statement from Donna Lee, Freeman's publicist. A hospital spokeswoman said Freeman was in serious condition but would not discuss his injuries.

"He is having a little bit of surgery this afternoon or tomorrow to help correct the damage," Lee's statement said. "He says he'll be OK and is looking forward to a full recovery."

Freeman, who won an Oscar for his role in "Million Dollar Baby," is among the stars in "The Dark Knight," now in theaters. His screen credits also include "Driving Miss Daisy."

Freeman and a companion were traveling on a dark, two-lane highway that cuts through the expansive farmlands of the Mississippi Delta when the car ran off the side of the road shortly before midnight Sunday, authorities said. The vehicle flipped several times but landed upright in a ditch alongside Mississippi Highway 32, about 5 miles west of Charleston, not far from where Freeman owns a home with his wife.

I'm not sure about this one. I believe in God, but I also believe there are spirits on this planet-- good and evil, so who really knows? All I know is that there are a lot of coincidences going on with this cast... Trippy.

Kanye West: A True Showman

...Or at least to HBO he is. According to Entertainment Weekly Kanye is about to get his own reality show which will follow him as he takes over the world through: concerts, fashion, and just being plain obnoxious. For some reason people find this man insatiably entertaining so I'm sure his show will do well... If for nothing else at least for the diva tantrums and controversy. Get your TiVo's ready West-fans... It's on!

EARTHQUAAAAAKE!!!!!

Early this afternoon, a level 5.4 earthquake shook the metro-area of Los Angeles today. Residents were scared, but there were no major injuries or fatalities. Seismologist experts are claiming that there is a 5% chance that this "moderate" quake can merely be a pre-cursor to a bigger one... That's scary... I'm sorry but I've never been happier to live in dirty, grungy, funky ol' New York. It might be dirty, and it might be cramped but by-God we're stable! Haha. It is likely that California will see a quake of magnitudes 6.7 or higher in the next 30 years. I hope Paris Hilton & Britney Spears have earthquake insurance! Speaking of Hollywood-types, check out the drama of the earthquake unfold on Judge Judy:

Picture Of The Day

A very "hot mess" looking Madonna was trying to cope with the media scrutiny swirling around her this weekend. It is such a shame to see her looking like this, when she is usually put-together or decent. She might as well have the scarlet letter taped to her forehead, it's a wrap!

"Shia LaBusted!"

You might recognize actor Shia LaBoeuf from films like Disturbia, Transformers, or Indiana Jones. Or you might recognize him from your local 10 O'clock news "celebutard" is always in trouble with drugs and stupidity. Early yesterday morning at 3 am, Shia was involved in a car accident on the corner of LaBrea and Fountain in Hollywood. He negotiated a left turn from the wrong side of the road, cutting off the car next to him and causing the accident. He has been held by law enforcement on felony DUI charges as he seemed heavily intoxicated.... Here we go again!

Picture Of The Day

The corniest couple on the planet continue their 6 week honeymoon in Florida at the Disney World resorts... For some reason, I think they are trying to dispell those unhappiness rumors, but I'm no judge and jury...

Just In Case You Cared...

Jessica Alba and Honor Marie Warren made their photo-debut in OK! Magazine this week.... *Yawn*... Next!

Teen Pregnancy.... YAY!

Jamie-Lynn Spears and her new daughter Briann Aldridge on the cover of this week's OK! Magazine. She claims to have had an easy labor, and a non-fussy baby... Yeah, let's see about that in about a year....

The Face Of An Illegitmate Child

As I paroused my obsession (shouts to Michael K @ dlisted.com!), I came across this image of Ashley Kaufman. She is the 13-year old sweetheart that Michal Lohan had behind his wife's back with Kristi Kaufman during a brief separation... Wow.. That's heavy. All these years Kaufman was mum to the media about this child, and now all of a sudden she's talking to anyone who will listen... Interesting. Mr. Lohan-- your family is a mess! Please get it together...

Speaking Of Unreliable Journalism....

Yep! That black blob to the left of your screen is Angelina Jolie, and yes she is indeed pregnant... still. About 2 weeks ago, Entertainment Tonight reported that Angie gave birth to twin girls in France. The ru,or was sparked by an imposter, claiming to be Angie's assistant. She was not. She gave the fake tip, and the show ran with it... That just goes to show you: check and re-check your sources! That's the least you can do for a 6 figure annual salary... Don't you think?

They Say These Two Are Dating...

Move over Cassie! Slide to the side Kim (once again)-- there's a new hot-hoe in town and Diddy's all over it! This man is shameless. Honestly, and truly shameless...Multitudes of media outlets and blogs are reporting that Cameron & Diddy got a thing for each other. Apparently, things heated up in March when they were spotted at a trendy L.A restaurant sneaking out of the kitchen... The it was her over-enthusiastic affection at his walk-of-fame event. And the piece-de-resistance: Prince's Purple Party this past weekend. The two were caught by paparazzi about to kiss in Prince's private theatre. When they realized people were watching they ran into another room, locking the door... Hmmmmmm. Very interesting. If they like it-- I love it, random as this mess is....

Yes, There Is Beef!

There have been rumors about beef between former label mates Rhianna and Teairra Mari for some time now, but there was never any real validity to it... Until now. Rihanna did an interview with Atlanta Peach magazine a few months ago, and spoke candidly on her bitterness with the former "princess of the Roc" Apparently, when TM heard this ish she got all sorts of mad and wanted to "whoop Rihanna's ass", but knows she's bigger than that. She wants to put her efforts towards her career and her life, and I applaud that. However, she did mention that if the chick started talking reckless again she would get dealt with... Check it out:

"[My relationship with Teairra Mari] was a funny situation, but I always remained humble. I was not always treated in
the best manor but I always remained who I was and I was always kind in the toughest of situations. I was just the little Caribbean girl. You have to be good to people. I could very easily say [that what happened with our career's]
it’s all karma, God has favor on me and has blessed me"

Guilty... As CHARGED!

Isn't it illegal for gay men to impregnate strange women over 50? I guess not, because if so-- Clay Aiken (yes, that's right CLAY AIKEN) will be guilty as charged. The clearly-closeted pop sensation has impregnated his good friend and co-producer Jaymes Foster:

According to TMZ.com she is due sometime in August. She has no kids, and she is the ex-wife of famed producer David Foster. Clay is 29.... Go figure! Apparently Foster was artificially inseminated (duh!), however Clay plans to play an active role in the child's life. After all Foster is his best-friend and most devoted fag-hag... Why not?