EARTHQUAAAAAKE!!!!!

Early this afternoon, a level 5.4 earthquake shook the metro-area of Los Angeles today. Residents were scared, but there were no major injuries or fatalities. Seismologist experts are claiming that there is a 5% chance that this "moderate" quake can merely be a pre-cursor to a bigger one... That's scary... I'm sorry but I've never been happier to live in dirty, grungy, funky ol' New York. It might be dirty, and it might be cramped but by-God we're stable! Haha. It is likely that California will see a quake of magnitudes 6.7 or higher in the next 30 years. I hope Paris Hilton & Britney Spears have earthquake insurance! Speaking of Hollywood-types, check out the drama of the earthquake unfold on Judge Judy: