The REAL-LIFE Simpson's!

Happy Monday my lovelies! This is some random goodness for all the hardcore Simpson's fans out there. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the Simpson's were real-life characters? Well somebody thought of it so much that they actually recreated the Simpson's intro with real people! It's brilliant! Check it out:

Picture Of The Day

I spotted this new "energy drink" over at Dlisted.com (Big shouts to Michael K.-- why he's not bigger than Perez is a mystery to me, but I digress). Apparently people will drink anything with the word "energy drink" on it. I'm sorry, but I think we've gone too far. Imagine someone coming up to you and saying, "Would you like to try some of my pussy juice? It tastes real good and will give you all the energy you need!" Pahleeze... We've got to do better people!

Young Jeezy Covers Vibe...

...He says Rn'B star Keyshia Cole proposed to him and he turned her down... For some reason, I highly doubt that. Smh....

Mmmmmmmm. Pharrell...

You Say: "Cocoa, why do you have this half-nekkid picture of Pharrell Williams up"?

I Say: "Why Not"???

Enjoy! (Pharrell & the rest of N.E.R.D this weekend on tour...)

Jennifer Lopez Has Secret Meeting With Obama!

Yesterday afternoon, Jennifer Lopez was caught leaving the Washington office of presidential hopeful Barack Obama. She was in the office with him for over 2 hours, and during the course of the meeting, the security had tripled! Rumor has it that J.Lo is penning a new song in tribute to him... Hmmmmm. Out of all people, why washed-up J.Lo? With her past 2 albums being major flops, I hope this sin't Barack's way of reaching the Latino community... He woulda been better off hollerin' @ Shakira... I'm just saying!

I must say though, ya girl is looking FABULOUS after popping out those twins... You GO GIRL!



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She Is Going To Have A Hallway "Down There"!

In a few hours, the world will hear the exclusive news about Angelina Jolie's expanding family! Angie has confirmed to Access Hollywood that she is indeed having twins with her baby-daddy Brad Pitt. The sexes of the twins are still confidential, but you can read more of the interview Right Here!

Mz. Winehouse is Headed for the Big House!

Breaking News: Reports from Scotland yard have come in and they are not good for our dear friend Amy. According to eye witnesses, last night Amy went on a drunken rampage, and hit up several bars. On her way home, a good Samaritan hailed her a cab and she thanked him by head-butting him and causing several injuries to the nice guy's face and head. I have no idea what this lady's problem is, but she's getting herself a one-way ticket to jail. If convicted in this assault case she can face up to 6 months in jail, and get fined at least $4,000. Her friends and family secretly wish she would go-- at least then she'd have a chance at staying sober and cleaning up her act. I officially have no more words for her downright fuckery. It's a shame and a disgrace! I almost forgot the girl makes music, all the silly stunts she does is over-shadowing her superb talent!

Sexiest Woman in The World: According to 9 million of You

The FHM Magazine's 14th annual 100 sexiest women in the world list came out today. Megan Fox (of Transformers fame) topped the list at #1 followed by Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Kate Beckinsale and Scarlett Johanssen (clearly no blacks or Latinos voted, bc you know Beyonce/Rihanna or J.Lo would have been somewhere in that top 5, lol). Anyhoo, Britney Spears plummeted to #100 (no surprise there-- the real surprise is that she made it on the list at all)-- while in 2004 she had been #1. The reality stars from The Hills made their debut as well as those skanky chicks from Dancing With the Stars. To see more of this list: Click Here You Perv!

Bape Store Grand Opening: Los Angeles

(Shout outs to Fresh from C&D and Getty Images for the pics)

Hmmmm. Since when was Mike Tyson so "bootylicious"? Anyway, yesterday was Pharrell & Nigo's grand opening of the BAPE store in Los Angeles. Many "stars" were in the building for this event that has been highly anticipated by all the heads, b-boys, skater kids, Pharrell-addicts, alternative peeps and all around flavor folks....





Stars there included: Mike Tyson, Rick Ross, Jermaine Dupri, Robin Thicke & wife Paula Patton, Serena Williams, Pete Wentz, Jonah Hill, Kanye West and poor lil' Omarion....The randomness is astounding. People are clearly trying to remain relevant... And get some free ISH!!! I'm not mad though...

OMG... The BEST Damn Reality Show EVER!

It's hard out here for a pimp... And with the recession kicking us all where it hurts it seems that people will do just about ANYTHING to get that all-mighty dollar. With that said, I introduce to you the supposed cast of the best reality show VH1 ever did: I Love Money. I like it already because they are not trying fake it out with the premise of people being on the show for love-- because clearly money was always the angle here... Check out the supposed cast of the show. Lawd, I already got my tiVo in and ready to go on this one:

Host: LaLa

Pumkin (Flavor of Love, Season 1) Hoopz (Flavor of Love, Season 1) Toasteee (Flavor of Love, 2) Nibblz (Flavor of Love, Season 2) Bootz (Flavor of Love, Season 2) Sinceer (Flavor of Love, Season 3) Thing 1 (Flavor of Love, Season 3) Thing 2 (Flavor of Love, Season 3) Chance (I Love New York, Season 1) Real (I Love New York, Season 1) Heat (I Love New York, Season 1) 12 Pack (I Love New York, Season 1) Whiteboy (I Love New York, Season 1) The Entertainer (I Love New York, Season 2) Midget Mac (I Love New York, Season 2) Heather (Rock of Love, Season 1) Brandi C. (Rock of Love, Season 1) Destiney (Rock of Love, Season 2) Megan (Rock of Love, Season 2) Kristy Joe (Rock of Love, Season 2)

What is her secret????

....And don't say plastic surgery!!!! Honestly, if it was that bad, and she needed it that much she'd prolly look like Joan Rivers by now. But she's far from that, she actually looks human!!!! How is it that a woman damn-near 50 can still freak a photo shoot like no other? Damn Madonna, I bow down too you! Look out for her new single with Justin Timberlake: 4 minutes to save the world