Last night, Paula showed us what is really in that extra-large Coca-Cola cup she's always sippin on.... For the first time, American Idol decided to switch things up, and let the contestants all be judged after their first AND second performances respectively... When it was Paula's turn to judge Jason Castro, she judged BOTH his songs... The only problem was: he had only sang ONE song! Today on the Ryan Seacrest Show, Paula tried to blame it on "getting the notes confused" claiming that she was looking at notes for John and David Cook, and got confused... Hmmmm-- even Milli Vanilli tried to blame it on the rain. Sorry honey, I'm not buying what your selling. Don't believe me? Look at the video caption below:
April 30, 2008
Everyone that knows me knows that I'm really just a big kid with a vast vocabulary... Thus my uncontrollable excitement! Perez Hilton reports that Fox & Seth MacFarlane are creating a spin-off series to the super-duper-great animated series Family Guy. The spin-off will simply be called, Cleveland. It will be about Cleveland Brown-- Peter Griffin's token black friend . I have to say I'm really excited about this. I am the biggest Simpsons fan ever, and when Family Guy came on the scene I was so happy, I almost crapped my pants! (just kidding). Anyway, MacFarlane has had much success with this and his other animated series on Fox: American Dad. I really hope this show doesn't suck. I really dig MacFarlane's work. Do you guys remember when Cleveland caught Quagmire banging his wife???? Classic.
April 29, 2008
Take a good look at this face. This is the face of evil. CNN.com reports today that DNA evidence confirms 73-year-old Josef Fritzl (Amstetten, Austria) fathered 7 of his own daughter's children. The 7th child died as an infant due to complications after the birth. Fritzl admitted to the authorities that he burned the baby in the oven after it died...
First Paris....Then Marilyn... Now this! The late rock legend that is Jimi Hendrix was notorious for his romps in the bedroom with countless women. Apparently the virtuoso liked to tape these sexcapades and now Vivid Entertainment has captured it all for your viewing pleasure. It is a 45-minute documentary-style tape with only 11 minutes of actually "in-the-act" footage. The rest is commentary from his various conquests as well as some info on his legacy (as an artist-- you perverts! LOL). The tape will be released later this week. The legend died on September 18th, 1970 of a drug overdose. He was rushed to the ambulance and choked on his own vomit en-route...The tape was discovered by an English man who bought the tape at a rock auction. It was simply titled "Black Man"... Little did he know how much money that Black man would bring him, huh! You can see the **NSFW** (or kids) video trailer below....
(Image courtesy of dlisted.com)
I didn't want to believe it. I saw the reports yesterday from some "questionable" sources, and I just thought it was BS. But now that I see Perez, Michael K, and other super-bloggers going with the story... I have the confidence... This past weekend, Mimi was at the Toronto Film festival promoting her new film Tennesee and she was flaunting a 20 karat pink diamond engagement ring on the appropriate finger. She flashed her hands in all the shots, and got the papps buzzing like crazy. It has been noted that Mariah has secretly been dating nick Cannon for several months, and we all know how he likes to pop the question to everyone after a few weeks. At first I was a skeptic, but now I BELIEVE! Supposedly, Mariah has not given him a definitive answer yet. My guess is she's trying to break the news to her carpet-munching girlfriend Da Brat-- but maybe that's just me....
April 28, 2008
READERS BEWARE:The above video is of a man who goes by the appropriate name Trashman. "Trashman" is the person on the internet who claimed he killed Stack Bundles. He bragged about how he is a contract killer, and made close to $50,000 from the hit. In the same video, he claimed to have broken into Wendy Williams house, and pulls out what is said to be her underwear... Well, the madman strikes again! This time, he claims that he is HIV positive and has infected more than 15,000 women. He reads off a piece of paper the names and the ages of these women with no remorse at all. If you know this man, or have seen him anywhere, I BEG you, I URGE you, I IMPLORE you to PLEASE call the authorities. Check out the disgusting video of this creepy loser above...
UPDATE: it was brought to my attention that there is a possibility that this man can be making a sick prank. Even if there is no complete validity to this story, it makes no difference! This man needs to be put UNDER THE JAIL! If you know him.... START SNITCHIN!
Fox News reported minutes ago that Pat Riley (head coach of the Miami Heat) has just stepped down as head coach of the infamous team. Riley has been in the NBA business for 23 years. He said at a press conference which is still going on right now, "In my 23 years in this business, I have never been quite sure of anything as I am of my decision today. I am looking forward to moving on with my life, and I love basketball and will continue to be involved with the sport... Just in a different kind of way". WHHHOOOOOOOA! Pat Riley is one of my favorite coach's of all time! Not only is a just slick, fine and so devine (reminds me of Robert DeNiro), but he's just genius! I've seen him mold the New York Knicks and the Miami Heat into exceptional teams, but both have seen their fair share of ups and downs-- especially after this last season for the Heat... It has been the worst coaching season for Riley, and I'm sad he couldn't go out on a high note, but he'll always be the best to me...It's been a long time coming, but I guess he has his reasons. I will definitely miss him. For all you b-ball fans out there... Any thoughts???
Well, it's a big part apparently... There has been an on-going fued between Lebron James and Deshawn Stevenson. Everything came to a head last week when Stevenson threw up the "roc" sign, then immediately did a gesture like he was slicing his neck.. In other words saying "The Roc? pahleeeeze!" Jay-Z wasn't too happy about it, so he came out with a freestyle over Too Short's "Blow the Whistle" beat (one of my personal faves). Check it out:
Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana is on the cover of the NY post today apologizing for a pictorial she did for Vanity Fair. The 15-year-old Disney star posed nude for the magazine. Famed and controversial photographer Anna Leibowitz took the revealing shots. Miley thought of them as "artistic" at first, but after seeing the accompanying article she felt bad about it, and now she's apologizing to her fans...
I really don't get this. In a day and age where a 16-year-old nickelodeon star ( Jamie-Lynn Spears' Zoey 101) can get knocked up as the whole world watches, then what is the big deal about this? I'm not saying it's right, I'm just saying I'm not shocked int eh least by this. One thing I liked Eminem for was putting white people on the map as fu&^k-ups too. It's not only young Black and Latino kids of the ghetto that get caught up in situations like these... It's the rich white girls, and the socialites, heiresses, movie-stars, etc. I think what's more crazy is Vanity Fair even conspiring to do this foolishness... Oh well, such is life I suppose... It was only a matter of time before she took this step-- she's had more than one controversial "photoshoot"...Check out ya girl being "young and free" below:
April 26, 2008
Hey-- shouldn't she be somewhere getting ready for a sentencing? Going to some homeless shelters, making good with the world? Or just being an all-around good Samaritan? Well.... This IS Remy we're talking about-- and she's at it again. On this tape she's talking some serious smack about LIL'KIM, FOXY BROWN, BABS & FAT JOE... The BX Savior... Shesus Khryst?????
April 25, 2008
The image above says it all, but let me reiterate. WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END? How many innocent lives have to be taken by our nations "finest" before they are held responsible for their cowboy-like actions? The police officers that killed Sean Bell in 2006 the night before his wedding have been acquitted.
Sean Bell was an innocent and unarmed man-- very similar to Amadou Diallo who faced the same fate back in 1999 when he was shot in the back 41 times. The prosecution in this case is calling for a re-trial, and I hope they get one. There was no jury, and clearly the judge was sippin on the sysurp, because this is unjust, disgusting, disgraceful and disheartening. Someone has got to be made responsible for this unlawful death, and that someone is the NYPD. I am sick and tired of innocent African-American men being slaughtered in the streets like dogs for absolutely no reason. Is this 1968 or 2008? How? Why? When will it end?
She will never get a second chance... So why should they?
Above is a picture of Amy Wino-- I mean Amy Winehouse this morning on her way to turn herself in to the coppers for assault charges pending against her. As you can see from the expression on her face, she looks more than thrilled to be there. Isn't she lovely?
April 24, 2008
....Everybody was talking (and laughing) about the over-the-top 5-page spread J.Lo did for People magazine that earned her a whopping $6 million dollars. I mean, homegirl was literally breast-feeding her baby in an Oscar gown-- it was ridiculous... But the banking baby-mama doesn't stop there. According to TMZ, she is currently in production of a new reality show on TLC that will showcase how she juggles her career, empire, and motherhood. Woooow. I knew it was only a matter of time before she jumped on the reality band-wagon like everyone else. I guess this is her attempt at trying to stay relevant. Sheesh!
(Shout outs to Fresh from C&D and Getty Images for the pics)
Hmmmm. Since when was Mike Tyson so "bootylicious"? Anyway, yesterday was Pharrell & Nigo's grand opening of the BAPE store in Los Angeles. Many "stars" were in the building for this event that has been highly anticipated by all the heads, b-boys, skater kids, Pharrell-addicts, alternative peeps and all around flavor folks....
Stars there included: Mike Tyson, Rick Ross, Jermaine Dupri, Robin Thicke & wife Paula Patton, Serena Williams, Pete Wentz, Jonah Hill, Kanye West and poor lil' Omarion....The randomness is astounding. People are clearly trying to remain relevant... And get some free ISH!!! I'm not mad though...
On Tuesday morning, it was reported that the That's So Raven star Orlando Brown had been missing for nearly 24 hours. He was last seen at his producer's house (Ricky Romance-- lovin that name-- heeeeeey) and it was reported he had just walked "up the street to the 7 eleven". After he left, no one had heard from him. Family, friends and co-workers were calling him non-stop because he had a slew of business meetings yesterday that he had missed. It was very uncharacteristic for Brown. His family was "worried". By end-of-day yesterday, he had reportedly called into the Wendy Williams show to let everyone know he was "ok". AAAAnd he was also calling in to promote his up-coming CD...Hmmmmm. Sounds like a dumb-ass, big-ass publicity stunt if you ask me.... Or maybe he ended up on the Hollywood strip with some cokewhore having a little fun, eh? Who knows in that place they call Hollyweird!
April 23, 2008
April 22, 2008
(image courtesy of dlisted.com)
Media outlets are reporting that skank-of-the-century and all around dumbass Paris Hilton is getting married to Benji Madden. For all of you who don't know, he's Joel Madden's twin brother, and Joel is Nicole Richie's baby-daddy.... I smell the familiar stench of publicity stunt from a mile away! Apparently, the two are planning to have a double-wedding and the whole nine yards.... Hmmmm, I dunno about this but ya girl Paris has definitely been walking around town flashing a HUGE engagement ring, and she just got back to LA after being on tour with Benji's band Good Charlotte. More to come as the story develops....
"It's been hard and not been an easy time. I tried to keep things private
but yes, it's sad when things end like this and we truly do remain friends. I
wish him the best in his future and all of his endeavors. He's one of the most
talented people I've ever met, that's for sure."
"Kanye is possessed by the tour and everything going on and just couldn't
keep it going. They are still friends and have broken up and gotten back
together before, so it could work out."
April 21, 2008
I gotta admit, there's something about this chick I like, and y'all can't even front, most of you will stop watching this show after this news breaks...For all of you that might have been watching VH1's Miss Rap Supreme, Khia (from "My Neck, my Back" fame) has been booted off of the show for "freestyling" pre-written lyrics. That's strictly against freestyling rules, so homegirl got the boot... She seemed to have been controversial from the start, because she has already been an established artist who many of her haters and nay-sayers consider to be nothing more than a one hit wonder with "sleep saggy" titties (Wendy Williams, lookin like that, you KNOW u were wrong for that one!) But, despite the controversy and the ghetto-isms, there is holding her back... Whether you like it or not! Maybe its her unabashedly determined attitude that she's the best despite the volumes of hate she receives on the daily. But to me, there's something about that strength that I like, and you know my mama always said if you ain't got something nice to say.... Anyhoo here's a little treat. Check out Khia post- "miss rap supreme" dissing Yo-Yo, MC Search and Ms. Cherry... Click Here 4 da Drama!
April 20, 2008
April 19, 2008
This story reminds me of Outkasts Hollywood Divorce:
Starts off like a small town marriage,
Lovely life & wife, baby carriaaaaage,
But all the stars of course,
Success of course,
But it ends in:
Word on the street is that Kanye called it quits with fiancee Alexis Pfifer. The two had been dating on and off since 2002, and Kanye had even
received his mothers blessing of the union before she passed. Reportedly Kanye said he, "Couldn't do this anymore" and asked for the ring back.. OUCH! Pfifer
is an up-and-coming designer with her own line of
clothes (Ghita), that recently debuted in NY fashion week. The two met when Pfifer was an assistant to Kanye's stylist back in '02. The rest was Hollywood history-- that is until now.
I'm a little sad to see it end. I thought they were cute, and complimented each other well. Pfifer was certainly not a fame whore like his last girlfriend who broad casted her relationship with West on myspace... SMH. Oh well, ka cera, cera... Whatever will be, will be-- I guess all that means is MORE ROOM FOR ME! (hahaha) Shout outs to my lovely, wonderful boyfriend Tony... I was just playin baby!
April 18, 2008
...Well, that is according to some pimply-faced cyber nerd. Rob O'Connor (Yahoo.com), who probably knows little to nothing about hip hop made a list of the 25 worst rappers of all time. I have to admit, some of them were right on point, but most were WAY off. Puffy tops the list as one of the worst at #5... I can't argue with that. Puff is an entertainer and a savvy businessman, but he's noooooo rapper-- that's for sure. The others are as follows:
25. Chicago Bears, 24. Bubba Sparxxx, 23. Mike Jones, 22. Bobby Jimmy And The Critters, 21. 2 Live Crew, 20. Nelly, 19. Dan Aykroyd And Tom Hanks, 18. Chingy, 17. Elvira, 16. Insane Clown Posse, 15. Rappin' Duke, 14. Master P, 13. Tony Yayo, 12. Northern State, 11. Shaquille O'Neal, 10. Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch, 9. K-Fed, 8. Will Smith, 7. Mr. T, 6. Fred Durst, 5. Puff Daddy, 4. Dee Dee King, 3. Brian Austin Green, 2. MC Hammer, 1. Vanilla Ice. If you would like to see the full list and commentary Click Here!
Be it as it may that I have not listened to Fresh Prince since he dropped Summertime back in like... '92, there is no way a rap veteran should be on this list. And furthermore, in what world is K Fed a better rapper than MC Hammer-- and please, please someone PAHLEEZE tell me why Soulja Boy hasn't made this list. You're gonna through Bubba Sparxx up there and no Soulja Boy. OK, hell has officially frozen over-- don't you see that? It's Satan giving out free sleigh rides and ice water... Let's go!