Paris Hilton To Get Hitched????

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Media outlets are reporting that skank-of-the-century and all around dumbass Paris Hilton is getting married to Benji Madden. For all of you who don't know, he's Joel Madden's twin brother, and Joel is Nicole Richie's baby-daddy.... I smell the familiar stench of publicity stunt from a mile away! Apparently, the two are planning to have a double-wedding and the whole nine yards.... Hmmmm, I dunno about this but ya girl Paris has definitely been walking around town flashing a HUGE engagement ring, and she just got back to LA after being on tour with Benji's band Good Charlotte. More to come as the story develops....