The Dingbat Pleads: NOT GUILTY!

Yesterday, during Chris Brown's arraignment, he pleaded "not guilty" to two counts of assault against Robyn Rihanna Fenty. Rihanna was not in attendance, as she is currently in Barbados with her family. Her lawyer Donald Etra expressed that Rihanna hopes this does not go to trial, and she wants this to be over-with as soon as possible.

Chris was accompanied by his mother, four bodyguards and a handful of close friends... On his way to the proceedings, you could hear Rihanna fans heckling him from all around. It wasn't a good look at all. Chris is due back in court on April 29th. If convicted he can face the maximum penalty of 5 years in prison...

In other dingbat news, did y'all know that PLAXICO BURRESS was let go from the Giants? SMH. It's a bad week for ignorance, isn't it?

Mandatory Chrianna Update.

I apologize in advance, but sometimes you gotta keep up with he Internet-Jones'. So here we go. Chris is expected to be arraigned in an LA court today with girlfriend Rihanna by his side. Chris was just formally charged with 2 felonies by The L.A. County District Attorney. One count of making a criminal threat and one count of felony assault both against Rihanna. Those charges can lend up to 9 years in prison. Chris will be arraigned at 3:30p this afternoon. Check out the latest:

CHRIS BROWN must be feeling great this week, as he waits to hear whether he is to be charged for an alleged attack on girlfriend RIHANNA. According to E! News, a blood-stained Gucci gown (identified as the one she was wearing en route to the Grammys) has been turned over to the Los Angeles District Attorney's Office as evidence. Nice. And it's also emerged that the LAPD filed an emergency protective order requested by Rihanna just hours after the attack, barring Brown from contacting her for five days. "It is standard practice for the cops to ask the domestic violence victim at the scene of the attack whether they would like an emergency protective order keeping the attacker away," Santa Monica criminal defence attorney ALEC ROSE told E! "If the victim requests it, the EPO is issued and is good for five days. After that time period the victim would have to notify the district attorney's office if they would like the order extended." Well, we already know she didn't bother with that. The couple flew back to California together on Monday after spending the weekend in Miami.

For Serious, Jet Blue?

Don't know this guy, huh? Well you should.. Especially some of you ladies out there because this is a newly rich and VERY SMART man. Raed Jarrar (Jet Blue passenger & all-around genius) just made $240,000 in light of our constitution. He boarded a Jet Blue flight and was asked to change his shirt because it made other passengers "uneasy" and was: "The equivalent of a man going into a bank with a shirt that says, 'I am a bank robber'". Wow-- so many things wrong with THAT one, that I'm not even going to touch it. His t-shirt had Arabic script written on the front with: "We will not be silenced" written right below it. Ohhhhh the horror (**rolling eyes strongly & intently**)!!! Anyway, Mr. Jarrar was forced to move from the front of the plane to the back-- even after he was kind enough to remove his shirt in exchange for one of Jet-Blue's. I am appalled at our behavior in this country. Aren't we supposed to be "free"? Whatever happened to freedom of speech and yadda, yadda, yadda?

In any event, I'm glad we have the freedom to sue, because ol' boy sued the PANTS offa Jet Blue-- and trust me, this is NOT the economic climate in which you want to get sued over frivolous stupidity like this... SMH. Big shouts to Mr. Jarrar, and anyone who stands up against that big ol' ugly machine.

Say What???

So... I've been trying to avoid this story all week, but it's just been gnawing at me... I figure I'd give my 2 cents... So apparently in this month's Elle Magazine, Beyonce has proven she's lost her damn mind by saying the following:

“I grew up upper class. Private school. My dad had a Jaguar. We’re African-American and we work together as a family, so people assume we’re like The Jacksons. But I didn’t have parents using me to get out of a bad situation."

Good lawd, there are so many things wrong with that statement, where do I begin? Not only did her father allegedly use DC profits for an expensive drug habit, but it was also noted that certain members of DC were cheated out of money by him... Additionally, we all know that he quit his job to manage her group-- so clearly he NEEDED Destiny's Child to maintain their "expensive" lifestyle. How is that any different from what Beyonce alleges the Jackson family did? Oh, I know-- the Jackson family actually used their talent to get out of a poverty-stricken neighborhood in Gary, IN, whereas Matthew Knowles was just a greedy, snorting bastard-- lol... Harsh, I know-- but this quote SERIOUSLY got on my nerves. And I'm not the only one-- apparently Janet is REALLY upset about this, and she should be. If it wasn't for the Jackson family and the many color barriers they broke there wouldn't BE A BEYONCE. So she really needs to watch her mouth, and stop talking about other people's families... Sheesh! Apparently Janet is not happy, and will have some choice words for Beyonce in the media sometime soon.... Can't wait!

Cowardly Klansmen Still Hatin' On Obama

Did you ever wonder why these so-called "proud" Caucasians never show their faces? If you're so proud, why are you always hiding? But I digress. According to Michael Moore's blog(Who I absolutely adore by the way), The KKK has left their hateful anti-Obama literature all over Islip Terrace (a Long Island neighborhood). This is the third time this month that this has happened in this county. The Secret Service is apparently getting involved with this case, and they are very concerned about the security and protection of the Obama family. In addition to the repulsive literature, cars were vandalized with sexually-disturbing and racis phrases such as, "KILL OBAMA '08". Hmmmm. Way to show your sophistication and education-level guys! I'm sure this is the way to attract a larger following and more support. Wow, those KKK's sure are a class act...

If I could be an invisible person for a day, I'd go to a Klan meeting,shake them up, slap them a couple times while screaming , "THE JIG IS UP JERKS, WE GOT A BROTHER RUNNING THIS COUNTRY AND HE AINT GOING NOWEHERE FOR AT LEAST 4 YEARS. SO SHUT UP, AND DEAL!" But in reality, I can only voice my frustration and aggrevation to you wonderful, sophisticated and intelligent readers of mine. Rock on.