Showing posts with label Not Worth the Webspace. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Not Worth the Webspace. Show all posts

December 31, 2008

IGNORANCE!



I want y'all to look closely at the face of ignorance above, and please let your memory-receptors soak in every iota. This kid is a fool. Clearly, Soulja Boy is doing anything he can to stay relevant, and I guess dissing Nas is part of the ultimate plan. This fool claims that Nas is most likely responsible for the demise of his career and others in the rap game. Forget the fact that Soulja Boy's lyrics makes 5 year olds say, "Damn son, you couldn't come up with anything more compex than this???" But I digress. Check out what he had to say about Nas' "Hip Hop Is Dead": (thanks Dr. Drew!)

“Real talk, the n*gga that killed hip-hop was Nas,” Soulja Boy says in the video . “He came out publicly and said, ‘Hip-Hop is dead,’ and then after that everybody started saying hip-hop is dead. ‘Cause think about it, if Nas would have never said hip-hop is dead, then motherf*ckers would have never thought anything about it.” Soulja Boy went on to dig himself a bigger hole saying “He probably wasn’t feeling how the music was going. He came out and killed everybody’s money. He killed his own career with that sh*t. He shoulda thought about that sh*t though.” If that wasn’t enough, Mr. Crank Dat finished by saying “You see how George Bush f*cked up America, it’s the same way Nas did with hip-hop. N*gga came out with Hip-Hop Is Dead and f*cked up everything. But you see how Lil’ Wayne came right back and sold a million albums in a week and proved Nas wrong.”
Is he an idiot, or what. Either you are saying that Nas killed hip hop, and no one is selling albums, or you're saying that it's not true and Lil' Wayne's success has proven that. You can't say both-- immbecile! Where is Stewie Griffin and his gamma-ray gun when you need him?



Nas' abstract take on hip hop was exactly what the genre needed to wake up, get on their grind and make powerful music. And that's exactly what happened. Artists like Lil' Wayne are testements to that fact. The idea that "hip hop is dead" was merely a wake up call. Why would Nas say hip-hop is dead, yet continue to rap? Ugh... Soulja Boy, go play in some traffic on a 6-lane highway! Geez.

May 14, 2008

Man Poses NAKED For Playstation 3!


This new ad for Playstation 3 (Internationally-- not in the U.S) shows a naked man with a thumb where his "johnson" should be... Woooooow. Talk about SEX SELLS, huh? I don't really think all this was necessary. PS3 was flying off the shelves when it first came out wasn't it? I guess not.... Any thoughts?

May 2, 2008

YOUTUBE's TRASHMAN - AIDSMAN Contacted Me & Gave Shocking Confession!


I just logged on to my youtube page, to check up on my videos, and I got a message from "chroniccastorg"-- the alias of the infamous "trashman/aidsman" who has been leaving those disgusting tapes about spreading HIV throughout minority communities... I had a feeling something was "fishy" because the numbers kept changing.. From 15,000 to 1,500 then 12,000... It's humanly impossible to sleep with 15,000 in six years anyway. You would have to sleep with 7 women a day-- that would make Wilt Chamberlain and Hugh Heffner say "SAY WHAT????" But I digress... I made a video today asking whether the people have really been questioning this video, and wondering about the possibility of it being a fraud. Trashman had this to say:
i think the video was fake. BUT it did make me about 2.4 million bucks! lmaoo sorry but they fell for it, dont hate on the player babe, hate the tubers LOL suckers!!!

So there you have it... Millions (even news journalists) were duped by this fool, and he profited off of all of it... He's such a sucker, and personally I wouldn't mess with HIV/Aids because that's just bad karma... He'll mess around and REALLY contract something and we'll have a 2008 version of the boy who cried wolf... Oy Vey!

May 1, 2008

Random Youtube Clip o' The Day: Example Of Why We Are Not Progressing

I have no words for this Tomfoolery. Rick Ross should spend less time doing this-- and more time at the local Bally's... SMH. Shout out to Eskay of Nahright.com for the clip!


April 20, 2008

Yes, CNN DOES Employ Crackheads!


According to Perezhilton.com, on Friday morning CNN reporter Richard Quest (business travel specialist for CNN International) was arrested on a misdemeanor charge of drug possession. Quest was found in Central Park with meth in his pocket. He also had a rope tied around his neck, attached to his genitalia.... Hmmmmmm quite suspicious.
You know what folks? This is what I LOOOOOOOVE about America. There is almost no such thing as bourgeoisie anymore. Everybody is a f&*k up! Hollywood starlets, Enron businessmen, esteemed journalists, socialites, you name it-- their all in the hole at one point or another. The next time someone tries to tell you that America is not about equality, just shrug your shoulders and say "Pahleeze, we are all equally full of it..... DUH"!

April 18, 2008

The 25 WORST Rappers of all time...

...Well, that is according to some pimply-faced cyber nerd. Rob O'Connor (Yahoo.com), who probably knows little to nothing about hip hop made a list of the 25 worst rappers of all time. I have to admit, some of them were right on point, but most were WAY off. Puffy tops the list as one of the worst at #5... I can't argue with that. Puff is an entertainer and a savvy businessman, but he's noooooo rapper-- that's for sure. The others are as follows:

25. Chicago Bears,
24. Bubba Sparxxx, 23. Mike Jones, 22. Bobby Jimmy And The Critters, 21. 2 Live Crew, 20. Nelly, 19. Dan Aykroyd And Tom Hanks, 18. Chingy, 17. Elvira, 16. Insane Clown Posse, 15. Rappin' Duke, 14. Master P, 13. Tony Yayo, 12. Northern State, 11. Shaquille O'Neal, 10. Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch, 9. K-Fed, 8. Will Smith, 7. Mr. T, 6. Fred Durst, 5. Puff Daddy, 4. Dee Dee King, 3. Brian Austin Green, 2. MC Hammer, 1. Vanilla Ice. If you would like to see the full list and commentary Click Here!


Be it as it may that I have not listened to Fresh Prince since he dropped Summertime back in like... '92, there is no way a rap veteran should be on this list. And furthermore, in what world is K Fed a better rapper than MC Hammer-- and please, please someone PAHLEEZE tell me why Soulja Boy hasn't made this list. You're gonna through Bubba Sparxx up there and no Soulja Boy. OK, hell has officially frozen over-- don't you see that? It's Satan giving out free sleigh rides and ice water... Let's go!

February 26, 2008

This Isn't Really News But....

(image courteously of dlisted.com)

This isn't really news, but I couldn't resist! Paris Hilton and Benji Madden made their debut as a couple this week at Fred Segal in Los Angeles. I just think it's so corny that Paris is dating Nicole Richie's baby-daddy's twin brother. I mean, really. Doesn't Benji know that Paris is a walking STD? I thought he had more sense than that! LOL. That's the thing about Hollyweird... They'll always prove you WRONG! I just hope that Paris doesn't plan on getting preggers with him... That would be BEYOND my corny barrier. I think my head would explode.

February 21, 2008

He's Baaaaaaaaaack!


I guess money talks.... Like a racist! According to several media outlets, "Dog the Bounty Hunter" will be put back on the air on A&E. After a recorded racially-charged conversation by Dog was made public late last year, the station suspended production of the show. During this suspension, Dog went around town to every black famous person he knows apologizing, shucking & jiving and begging. Eventually A&E said they were "pleased with his progress", and are ready to put the show back on the air...
The truth of the matter is that Dog's show brings in the highest ratings for that channel, and he's basically a cash cow. They need him and therefor they are putting him back on the air. There was no amount of shucking & jiving in the world that could have gotten Isiah Washington his job on Grey's Anatomy back, so I'm really not buying this 'sympathy' story.... I can't say I'm surprised though. You know they say money talks, and that dirty, dirty cash probably had a LOT to say!