Yes, CNN DOES Employ Crackheads!

According to Perezhilton.com, on Friday morning CNN reporter Richard Quest (business travel specialist for CNN International) was arrested on a misdemeanor charge of drug possession. Quest was found in Central Park with meth in his pocket. He also had a rope tied around his neck, attached to his genitalia.... Hmmmmmm quite suspicious.

You know what folks? This is what I LOOOOOOOVE about America. There is almost no such thing as bourgeoisie anymore. Everybody is a f&*k up! Hollywood starlets, Enron businessmen, esteemed journalists, socialites, you name it-- their all in the hole at one point or another. The next time someone tries to tell you that America is not about equality, just shrug your shoulders and say "Pahleeze, we are all equally full of it..... DUH"!