April 24, 2008

Mz. Winehouse is Headed for the Big House!


Breaking News: Reports from Scotland yard have come in and they are not good for our dear friend Amy. According to eye witnesses, last night Amy went on a drunken rampage, and hit up several bars. On her way home, a good Samaritan hailed her a cab and she thanked him by head-butting him and causing several injuries to the nice guy's face and head. I have no idea what this lady's problem is, but she's getting herself a one-way ticket to jail. If convicted in this assault case she can face up to 6 months in jail, and get fined at least $4,000. Her friends and family secretly wish she would go-- at least then she'd have a chance at staying sober and cleaning up her act. I officially have no more words for her downright fuckery. It's a shame and a disgrace! I almost forgot the girl makes music, all the silly stunts she does is over-shadowing her superb talent!

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