June 6, 2008

Paris Hilton Is Pregnant.



"Oh of COURSE not dontberidiculous!" (In the Balki from 80's sitcom Perfect Strangers voice) She just ate a meal that's all. Can you tell it's a slow news day? Anyway, rumors have been swirling that the controversial heiress is knocked up with Benji Madden's baby:

However, Paris' publicist was quick to do some damage control earlier today and has denied these rumors. Like I said, the only miracle of life here is that homegirl ate a sandwich... And boy, did she need one!

1 comment:

  1. HAHAHAHAHA!!! Hey I LOVED Balki!!!
    OMG, I used to watch Perfect Strangers all the time - Get Out of the City!!!

    Dude, I hate Paris. She jus' tryin' to cause some noise, tryin' to be cliche' with her envious ass. She know damn well this Madden boy ain't no where NEAR her tax bracket, she jus' wanna do the "twin thing" with that bag of bones, Nicole 'cause she think it's cute.

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Gimmie Ur 50 Cents... Pretty please??

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