Ladies & Gents: It's Official!

As if you all would care, but I felt that it was my civic duty as a blogger to share the love! Word on the Hollyweird streets is that Ashwentzday are official! They are now engaged to be married, and they would like all their fans to know! They would also like the papps to know that they should stop asking questions about a date because they are just "enjoying being engaged" for now. Papa and mama Simpson have actually given their blessings-- which comes as a surprise because in the past Papa Simpson has made no bones about not being a fan of Wentz. It's most likely because Wentz has been known to make out with men, and he has said candidly that "anything above the waist is fair game".... Hmmmmmmm. Something to chew on there. Ashlee might be in for more than she bargained for, but we'll see as this story unfolds. Congrats to the happy couple!