George Bush Is A Hater!

According to Us Weekly, George tried to make a funny.... but I'm not laughing! He was quoted as saying:

"We're going to send Jessica Simpson to the Democrat National Convention."

He was referring to the "Jessica Simpson Curse" that apparently plagued the Dallas Cowboys last season when they didn't make it to the Superbowl. That's some world class BS-- it really wasn't her fault and the poor girl gets a bad rap for it. I don't even know why Bush is privy to these things. Shouldn't he be more privy to how he's gonna help haul our asses out of this recession? Guess not. I would just tell him to stick to his day job, but he's not even good at that... Ha! See? now I made a funny!