Well, it's official. Lindsay Lohan is a bonafide carpet-muncher and her father has confirmed the more-than-obvious news... A few weeks back I had reported this juicy tidbit but no one really believed me... UNTIL NOW!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! But seriously. Michael Lohan to US Magazine that the lesbian affair :
"...is evident to anyone with half a brain...Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false...She's a big girl, and she can make her own life choices. Then it is between her and God."
Wow. If Lindsay didn't like her dad before she REALLY doesn't like him now, but I can't say he's wrong. She's been hopping and skipping around the world with this girl--holding hands and making plans. We all know Samantha munches the carpet, and we are yet to see Lindsay linked to any new beau (and we all know how she loves a new beau)-- so it's more than a little bit obvious. I say she should embrace it and enjoy it. Lord knows it can only help her career. We all know how scandal boosts people to the A-list nowadays. Look at Paris and Kim K... Why not?
Woooooow papi really put mija on BLIZAST! Oh well, that's what she get tho. she's the one running around with taht mannish lookin woman!
ReplyDeleteThese Lohans.... A MESS!
ReplyDeleteLindsay finally found someboday to make her look lke less of a hot ass mess! Good for her... If she likes it... I LOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteAwwwwww. I think *gasp* they're nice together... I mean, if u lke that sorta thing...
ReplyDeletewooooow. who woulda thought that being a dyke would actually HELP ur career? Ask Melissa ethridge, or ellen degeneres like 10 years ago and they would laughed in our faces! Trippy....
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