This... Is.... WRONG!

Wooow... I just don't know where to begin. Ohhhh, who am I kidding? Of course I do! Mimi, Mimi, Mimi... Where art thou stylist? Firstly, that gaudy "baseball" jacket that looks like it came from "5,7,9" has to go. Those cut-off jean shorts from the "Dreamlover" video weren't cute then, nor are they cute now. She should also give those shoes back to Heidi Fleiss' ex-minion; I think she's walking up and down Hollywood Blvd looking for them as we speak. And the hair would be fly-- if it was 1995. I'm sorry to tear her down like that, but this is UNACCEPTABLE! She's a legend for goodness sakes, there's no need for such fashion fuckery! But I digress....
These are shots of Mariah in Japan pitching the first ball at a "Giants /Tigers" baseball game in Tokyo, Japan. I weep for her. And this is a little off topic, but doesn't she look unrecognizably skinny? What happened to her booty? Ahhhh, another Hollywood mystery.