"[Jigga], Kelly NOT GUILTY!"

Robert Kelly has been successfully acquitted of all 14 counts of child pornography. A jury of his peers voted anonymously earlier today. This is OJ Simpson all over again! I know this man got down and did the dirty deed with that little girl... But the Just-Us system in this country caters to the rich and famous, so I'm not surprised... Most likely, the tainted credibility of the prosecution's star witness did it.. How you gonna believe that a chain-snatchin' extortionist is telling the truth???? Anyway, look out for a new gospel album coming out by Kels... You know he has some major ass-kissing to do for the man upstairs....