Dude, Where's My Stylist???

Scary Spice aka Melanie Brown, showed up to London's MOBO awards looking like this. What in the hot-polyester-hell was she thinking about with this monstrosity? I almost looks like she should be holding a lit candle under her hand and staring into the camera intently saying, " I WAS JOAN OF AAAAAARK IN MY FORMER LIFE".... "Coming to America" anyone? LMAO! Anyway, because I think she's utterly adorable, and her accent and attitude is boss, I'll let her slide for this one... But the runway gods are not happy today, Scary-- there will be much explaining to do...