For SERIOUS, Ri-Ri?

Well, I ain't one to gossip. So you ain't heard this from me-- BUT...Star Magazine is reporting that a concert-goer wrote in to tell them she saw Kanye and Rihanna making out. I don't like spreading gossip on my site, lest I get the un-wanted title of "gossip-blog" (we fancy ourselves to be a holistic entertainment/cultural/political blog...ha!) but I wanted to post this. It just brings me joy to throw a wrench in the plans of the rihanna-worship sites that basically cyber-stalk her and Chris Brown all day. "Chris and Ri Ri kiss... Chris and Ri Ri hold hands... Chris and Ri Ri eat chicken... Chris and Ri Ri go shopping..." ENOUGH ALREADY! I'm sure this is just some silly gossip, but I'm glad to be reporting something OTHER than Chris Brown and Rhianna:

"Rihanna was sitting on Kanye's lap, singing along to the music. Before long, the two were full-on kissing each other. People were shocked. After a while, Rihanna must have realized people were watching, because she had her security escort her back to the dressing room."

See? That doesn't even sound true, does it? If she was really going to do that, I doubt she would be doing it in plain-sight... But, somewhere out there in cyber-land a Chrianna supporter has just lost their will to live... I'm tickled! Ha!