YOUTUBE's TRASHMAN - AIDSMAN Contacted Me & Gave Shocking Confession!

I just logged on to my youtube page, to check up on my videos, and I got a message from "chroniccastorg"-- the alias of the infamous "trashman/aidsman" who has been leaving those disgusting tapes about spreading HIV throughout minority communities... I had a feeling something was "fishy" because the numbers kept changing.. From 15,000 to 1,500 then 12,000... It's humanly impossible to sleep with 15,000 in six years anyway. You would have to sleep with 7 women a day-- that would make Wilt Chamberlain and Hugh Heffner say "SAY WHAT????" But I digress... I made a video today asking whether the people have really been questioning this video, and wondering about the possibility of it being a fraud. Trashman had this to say:

i think the video was fake. BUT it did make me about 2.4 million bucks! lmaoo sorry but they fell for it, dont hate on the player babe, hate the tubers LOL suckers!!!

So there you have it... Millions (even news journalists) were duped by this fool, and he profited off of all of it... He's such a sucker, and personally I wouldn't mess with HIV/Aids because that's just bad karma... He'll mess around and REALLY contract something and we'll have a 2008 version of the boy who cried wolf... Oy Vey!

Why Didn't Mariah Carey Do This?

According to the National Enquirer (via Necole bitchie), Beyonce and J-Hova have signed a pretty lucrative pre-nup agreement. I'm glad they took the sensible route. I wonder why Mariah didn't. She's 11 years older, and 11 times richer than Nick Cannon... Oy Vey! Anyway, Beyonce isn't doing that bad at a reported $100 million net worth. However, jay-Z trumps that at a reported $300 million net worth. So I guess he doesn't mind throwing a few dollars at her...The details are as follows:

"Jay-Z adores Beyonce, and was pretty much willing to give her almost anything she wanted. The prenup calls for Jay-Z to pay Beyonce $10 million if the marriage ends after two years, and $1 million a year for each further year she remains in the marriage, up to fifteen years.... He’s promised to pay her an additional $5 million for each child she bears for him-for her loss of income during pregnancy and child-rearing years”

Let this be a lesson to you kids: "If you ain't no chump holla: WE WANT PRE-NUPS! WE WANT PRE-NUPS! Yeeeeeah, it's something that you need to have cuz when they leave yo' ass they gonna leave with half"! Thank you Kanye West.

Jackie Beat Makes DISS TRACK For Mariah Carey

Transvestite superstar Jackie Beat has made a diss track for Mariah Carey (Thank You PEREZ!!!!!). The song is called: Retouch My Body and it's a spoof-track to the Touch My Body beat. It's really mean, and he/she is basically calling Mimi a fat cow... But it's definitely hilarious!

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

It's Confirmed: Carey & Cannon ELOPED!

I know we all thought (in the back of our minds) that this was a publicity stunt, but it's not! Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey eloped and wed this past week in the Bahamas, and E! News has confirmed it:

Family member Linda Cannon has confirmed to E! News that the couple are, in fact, married.

"Yes, we know," she says. "He called us and told us all about
it. We are happy for him. If that is what he wants then we are happy for him."

Linda Cannon wouldn't confirm an earlier report that had the impromptu nuptials taking place yesterday at Carey's new home in the Bahamas, only that Nick and his platinum-selling girlfriend have made it official.

"I’m not going to give you any details, but we are happy for him."

I don't really know what to say to this. I'm speechless and dumbfounded, but if Mariah likes it, then I guess we should LOVE it!

P. Diddy Gets A Hollywood Star Today... If You Care.

Today, Diddy gets a Hollywood star, and in straight I-love-myself-even-if-you-don't Diddy style, he created a vignette celebrating himself and his accomplishments. (Cue the eye-rolling). I think it's great for him and his career, but it's funny-- I picture him as one of those guys who looks in the mirror everyday and kisses it. Anyway, check out the self-indulgence below:

Head 'Madame' Of D.C. Prostitution Ring Committs Suicide!

BREAKING NEWS: Today, authorities have confirmed that a body that was found in Tarpon Springs, Fl was that of Deborah Jeane Palfrey (madame of infamous prostitution ring run out of Washington D.C). Although it is known that she left a suicide note, the contents are not being disclosed, nor are the authorities releasing any information on how she died. She was convicted on April, 15th of running a prostitution ring, money laundering (over $2 million), racketeering, and using mail illegally. She catered to many government officials in D.C as well as many other high profile clients. She faced a maximum sentence of 55 years, and was due for trial on July 24th.


One of her former employees (University of Baltimore professor Brandy Britton) was caught and charged with prostitution in 2006. She too committed suicide because she was too ashamed to go to trial. Ironically, when asked Palfrey had told the press , "I guess I am made of something Britten was not". Sad.

It's a SABOTAGE: Rough Seas Ahead On Obama Campaign

Keeping up with the latest on the Obama campaign:

Random Youtube Clip o' The Day: Example Of Why We Are Not Progressing

I have no words for this Tomfoolery. Rick Ross should spend less time doing this-- and more time at the local Bally's... SMH. Shout out to Eskay of Nahright.com for the clip!

George Bush Is A Hater!

According to Us Weekly, George tried to make a funny.... but I'm not laughing! He was quoted as saying:

"We're going to send Jessica Simpson to the Democrat National Convention."

He was referring to the "Jessica Simpson Curse" that apparently plagued the Dallas Cowboys last season when they didn't make it to the Superbowl. That's some world class BS-- it really wasn't her fault and the poor girl gets a bad rap for it. I don't even know why Bush is privy to these things. Shouldn't he be more privy to how he's gonna help haul our asses out of this recession? Guess not. I would just tell him to stick to his day job, but he's not even good at that... Ha! See? now I made a funny!

Bobbi-Kristina's Supposed SUICIDE Attempt

According to The National Enquirer (via Necole Bitchie), B-K tried to stab her mother Whitney Houston during an argument last week. She then tried to take her own life by slashing her wrists. This all was the testimony of Ann Davis (a relative and total family sellout)... Bobbi-Kristina was rushed to a near-by hospital psychiatric ward, and is said to be doing "ok" now. Apparently, what triggered the event was a fight between her and her mother. B-K has been seen all over the Internet partying, smoking certain "substances", and doing a whole lot of under aged drinking. I'm sure Whitney "don't play dat" and this most likely has been the center of their disagreements (but I am definitely speculating on that one). With parents like those, I am not surprised that B-K would fall short of the dream... Can you really blame her? Anyway, Click Here if you would like to take a peek at the video report of the incident. I will keep you posted on any developments as it comes...

Spankin' New VIDEOS: Lil' Mama & Chris Brown

Lil' Mama's "L.I.F.E" :





Chris Brown's "Forever" :

Mimi Got A Hand-Me-Down Ring!

According to Perez Hilton, word on the street is that the super-diva Mimi is about to be reeeeeeeal pissed with her new fiance Nick Cannon. Apparently, the 20 karat rock that she has been flashing to the media lately was the same rock that Cannon had given his ex-fiance Selita Ebanks only a couple years ago! I dunno. You be the judge. Don't they look identical? I can just picture Mimi now (in falsetto): "Oh No! Oh no,no, no, no, nooooooooooooo, no boy! How can you do this to meeeeeeeee? I am that DIVA Mi Miiiiiiiiiiiiiii! I'm not rocking the same ring as that big-head black barbieeeeeeeeeeee!" LOL.... I'm just saying...

When The Checks Stop Rollin' In....

The recession is real, and times are hard --for all of us apparently. Yesterday, CW11 put Lil' Kim on BLAST when they did a story about the looming recession and the booming business of repo-men. They included Kim's case as one of the more high-profile instances where the repo-man have to get "gangsta". In this piece, they had attempted to repossess Kim's $200,000 Grey Bentley, but she wasn't having that. She was 4 or 5 months behind on her payments but said her "people would take care of it". When CW11 asked her to comment, she said, "F*^ck y'all, your full of sh*&t"! Oh boy! If you would like to see the foolishness in real time Click Here!