May 7, 2008

Yes, They're breaking Up... Yes, She's Balding. Any Relation?

Several UK media outlets are reporting that Amy Winehouse's incarcerated husband Blake is having an affair with a blonde hussy he affectionately calls "Tickles". He has reportedly asked Amy for a divorce, and is trying to get at least $6 million of her $20 million fortune. A confiscated letter had this to say:

“Just say the word and I’ll dump Amy. I love you more than I could ever love my wife. You’re all that matters to me. I’ll leave Amy and we will be rich beyond our wildest dreams. But you have to marry me. Promise me you will and we can be happy.”


Amy was caught out yesterday looking more crackish than normal. She had taken down her beehive weave and was wandering around in her underwear (as usual), check this out:





Rumor has it that Amy has been creeping with her manager Alex anyway, so I guess all is fair in love and war. But you know what is not fair? That hair, body and outfit... Jesus pleeeeease! Take the wheel on this one!

2 comments:

  1. OMG! Her hair is sooooo damaged! She looks like a human disease on the real.

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  2. omsheeeeeeesh wth?? people get money and turn into bigger junkies, she had 2 b a junkie when she was "discovered" money just makes for being able to buy larger amounts...to coin your phrase "Jesus (not only should you take the wheel, but the vessel, the Dentist should be called ASAP if not sooner) take the wheel on thys one"!!!!!

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Gimmie Ur 50 Cents... Pretty please??

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