Paula Abdul is Definitely: "On That Stuff"

Last night, Paula showed us what is really in that extra-large Coca-Cola cup she's always sippin on.... For the first time, American Idol decided to switch things up, and let the contestants all be judged after their first AND second performances respectively... When it was Paula's turn to judge Jason Castro, she judged BOTH his songs... The only problem was: he had only sang ONE song! Today on the Ryan Seacrest Show, Paula tried to blame it on "getting the notes confused" claiming that she was looking at notes for John and David Cook, and got confused... Hmmmm-- even Milli Vanilli tried to blame it on the rain. Sorry honey, I'm not buying what your selling. Don't believe me? Look at the video caption below:

Spankin New Video: Bustah Rhymes

WE MADE IT (feat. Linkin Park)

Random, Awkward & True!

Sometime this week, Gary Coleman will be on an episode of divorce court where he is divorcing his wife of 8 months-- Shannon Price. He was a virgin when he married her, and I remember hearing reports about two months back on how he was abusive towards her, and even tried to run her over in his car! At that point, I think they were seeking counseling... Here's a pic of the two during "happier" times:

I'm not so shocked that they are getting a divorce... I'm not even so surprised that they chose this campy court show as their venue... However what DOES surprise me is the fact that someone would marry Gary Coleman's shriveled little California Raisin behind in the first place! I mean, homegirl is no Angelina Jolie, but she is pretty... I wonder if she is coherent.... Nah, couldn't be! Check your local tv listings to catch the show!

You KNOW I'm All Over This!

Everyone that knows me knows that I'm really just a big kid with a vast vocabulary... Thus my uncontrollable excitement! Perez Hilton reports that Fox & Seth MacFarlane are creating a spin-off series to the super-duper-great animated series Family Guy. The spin-off will simply be called, Cleveland. It will be about Cleveland Brown-- Peter Griffin's token black friend . I have to say I'm really excited about this. I am the biggest Simpsons fan ever, and when Family Guy came on the scene I was so happy, I almost crapped my pants! (just kidding). Anyway, MacFarlane has had much success with this and his other animated series on Fox: American Dad. I really hope this show doesn't suck. I really dig MacFarlane's work. Do you guys remember when Cleveland caught Quagmire banging his wife???? Classic.

It Is A Cruel World: DNA Proves Man Fathered His Daughter's Children

Take a good look at this face. This is the face of evil. CNN.com reports today that DNA evidence confirms 73-year-old Josef Fritzl (Amstetten, Austria) fathered 7 of his own daughter's children. The 7th child died as an infant due to complications after the birth. Fritzl admitted to the authorities that he burned the baby in the oven after it died...

This sicko imprisoned his now 43-year-old daughter (Elisabeth Fritzl) for over 24 years in his basement, and brutally raped and impregnated her. He lied to his family for decades saying that she had run away, and now DNA evidence shows that Josef himself wrote those letters and sent them to himself as "evidence" to his family. He even fooled his own wife telling her that the daughter had dropped the infants in front of their doorstep because she was unable to take care of them. The wife naively believed it, and authorities have no reason to believe she was an accomplice in the crimes. Fritzl showed little emotion in the courtroom this morning. Surprisingly he only faces a possible 15 years for rape charges. I personally feel he should rot for the rest of his life for what he has done to his family-- the will never be the same.

Yes It's True: Jimi Hendrix Sex tape

First Paris....Then Marilyn... Now this! The late rock legend that is Jimi Hendrix was notorious for his romps in the bedroom with countless women. Apparently the virtuoso liked to tape these sexcapades and now Vivid Entertainment has captured it all for your viewing pleasure. It is a 45-minute documentary-style tape with only 11 minutes of actually "in-the-act" footage. The rest is commentary from his various conquests as well as some info on his legacy (as an artist-- you perverts! LOL). The tape will be released later this week. The legend died on September 18th, 1970 of a drug overdose. He was rushed to the ambulance and choked on his own vomit en-route...The tape was discovered by an English man who bought the tape at a rock auction. It was simply titled "Black Man"... Little did he know how much money that Black man would bring him, huh! You can see the **NSFW** (or kids) video trailer below....

So This Is Word On The Street, Eh?

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I didn't want to believe it. I saw the reports yesterday from some "questionable" sources, and I just thought it was BS. But now that I see Perez, Michael K, and other super-bloggers going with the story... I have the confidence... This past weekend, Mimi was at the Toronto Film festival promoting her new film Tennesee and she was flaunting a 20 karat pink diamond engagement ring on the appropriate finger. She flashed her hands in all the shots, and got the papps buzzing like crazy. It has been noted that Mariah has secretly been dating nick Cannon for several months, and we all know how he likes to pop the question to everyone after a few weeks. At first I was a skeptic, but now I BELIEVE! Supposedly, Mariah has not given him a definitive answer yet. My guess is she's trying to break the news to her carpet-munching girlfriend Da Brat-- but maybe that's just me....

Sick, Sad & Unfortunate.

READERS BEWARE:The above video is of a man who goes by the appropriate name Trashman. "Trashman" is the person on the internet who claimed he killed Stack Bundles. He bragged about how he is a contract killer, and made close to $50,000 from the hit. In the same video, he claimed to have broken into Wendy Williams house, and pulls out what is said to be her underwear... Well, the madman strikes again! This time, he claims that he is HIV positive and has infected more than 15,000 women. He reads off a piece of paper the names and the ages of these women with no remorse at all. If you know this man, or have seen him anywhere, I BEG you, I URGE you, I IMPLORE you to PLEASE call the authorities. Check out the disgusting video of this creepy loser above...

UPDATE: it was brought to my attention that there is a possibility that this man can be making a sick prank. Even if there is no complete validity to this story, it makes no difference! This man needs to be put UNDER THE JAIL! If you know him.... START SNITCHIN!

CCW EXCLUSIVE: Pat Riley RETIRES! Steps Down as HEAT's Head Coach

Fox News reported minutes ago that Pat Riley (head coach of the Miami Heat) has just stepped down as head coach of the infamous team. Riley has been in the NBA business for 23 years. He said at a press conference which is still going on right now, "In my 23 years in this business, I have never been quite sure of anything as I am of my decision today. I am looking forward to moving on with my life, and I love basketball and will continue to be involved with the sport... Just in a different kind of way". WHHHOOOOOOOA! Pat Riley is one of my favorite coach's of all time! Not only is a just slick, fine and so devine (reminds me of Robert DeNiro), but he's just genius! I've seen him mold the New York Knicks and the Miami Heat into exceptional teams, but both have seen their fair share of ups and downs-- especially after this last season for the Heat... It has been the worst coaching season for Riley, and I'm sad he couldn't go out on a high note, but he'll always be the best to me...It's been a long time coming, but I guess he has his reasons. I will definitely miss him. For all you b-ball fans out there... Any thoughts???

Jay-Z Dissin' Basketball Players? What Part of The Game is That??

Well, it's a big part apparently... There has been an on-going fued between Lebron James and Deshawn Stevenson. Everything came to a head last week when Stevenson threw up the "roc" sign, then immediately did a gesture like he was slicing his neck.. In other words saying "The Roc? pahleeeeze!" Jay-Z wasn't too happy about it, so he came out with a freestyle over Too Short's "Blow the Whistle" beat (one of my personal faves). Check it out:

Miley Cyrus Poses 'Nude'!

Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana is on the cover of the NY post today apologizing for a pictorial she did for Vanity Fair. The 15-year-old Disney star posed nude for the magazine. Famed and controversial photographer Anna Leibowitz took the revealing shots. Miley thought of them as "artistic" at first, but after seeing the accompanying article she felt bad about it, and now she's apologizing to her fans...


I really don't get this. In a day and age where a 16-year-old nickelodeon star ( Jamie-Lynn Spears' Zoey 101) can get knocked up as the whole world watches, then what is the big deal about this? I'm not saying it's right, I'm just saying I'm not shocked int eh least by this. One thing I liked Eminem for was putting white people on the map as fu&^k-ups too. It's not only young Black and Latino kids of the ghetto that get caught up in situations like these... It's the rich white girls, and the socialites, heiresses, movie-stars, etc. I think what's more crazy is Vanity Fair even conspiring to do this foolishness... Oh well, such is life I suppose... It was only a matter of time before she took this step-- she's had more than one controversial "photoshoot"...Check out ya girl being "young and free" below:

Rihanna's New Video: Take A Bow

The one and only princess of the ROC is stuntin' on these hoes: CLICK HERE FOR NEW RIHANNA VIDEO

Remy Ma Is At It Again!

Hey-- shouldn't she be somewhere getting ready for a sentencing? Going to some homeless shelters, making good with the world? Or just being an all-around good Samaritan? Well.... This IS Remy we're talking about-- and she's at it again. On this tape she's talking some serious smack about LIL'KIM, FOXY BROWN, BABS & FAT JOE... The BX Savior... Shesus Khryst?????

Another One Bites The Dust: Sean Bell's Killers ACQUITTED!

The image above says it all, but let me reiterate. WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END? How many innocent lives have to be taken by our nations "finest" before they are held responsible for their cowboy-like actions? The police officers that killed Sean Bell in 2006 the night before his wedding have been acquitted.


Sean Bell was an innocent and unarmed man-- very similar to Amadou Diallo who faced the same fate back in 1999 when he was shot in the back 41 times. The prosecution in this case is calling for a re-trial, and I hope they get one. There was no jury, and clearly the judge was sippin on the sysurp, because this is unjust, disgusting, disgraceful and disheartening. Someone has got to be made responsible for this unlawful death, and that someone is the NYPD. I am sick and tired of innocent African-American men being slaughtered in the streets like dogs for absolutely no reason. Is this 1968 or 2008? How? Why? When will it end?

She will never get a second chance... So why should they?

Random: You Tube Clip O' The Day

IN this one, busta Rhymes COMPLETELY and UTTERLY OWNS this poor unsuspecting british Woman!!!! LOL!

New Alicia Keys Video....

I figured: Hey....Why not!

On The Ride of Her Life

Above is a picture of Amy Wino-- I mean Amy Winehouse this morning on her way to turn herself in to the coppers for assault charges pending against her. As you can see from the expression on her face, she looks more than thrilled to be there. Isn't she lovely?

Hip-Hop Homo-Thugs To Be Outed In New Book!

Terrance Dean, a former executive at MTV has written a tell-all book about the "down-low" lifestyle in the hip-hop music industry. It seems that tell-alls are very popular these days with the onslaught of Supahead, Nas' ex-wifey, and Bobby Brown's book respectively sending shock-waves through the entertainment industry. This is no different. For his safety however, Dean has promised not to name names, but his publicist claims that the people he talks about will be very easy to recognize. I'm thinking it'll be names like: Pa Mule, Boyd Stanks, 25 Cents, etc.

Don't get me wrong, I have a lot of love for the gay community, and I think it is a very brave and admirable thing to live your life the way you want to knowing society does not accept you. It take gum shun. But what I can't stand are people that live this down-low lifestyle, and trick women into believing they are loved, trick women into having their babies, and having unprotected sex with them. A speaker came to my university and told us that the down-low lifestyle of black gay men is contributing to more than 60% of the new H.I.V cases found in black women... Sad, disgusting, and true.

I Guess God Does Shine On Us All

Those Bible study sessions must have been working for Remy-Ma because her sentence hearing has been pushed back to May 16th. Reporters are also speculating that the gangster-rapstress (and I MEAN gangster literally) will most likely get a lot less than her 5-25 proposed sentence. It's ironic because her biggest advocate and boyfriend (Papoose) has been encouraging her fans to write in to the judge's office with letters of how Remy's music was inspiring, uplifting, and changed their lives. The problem is, all Remy talks about is guns, drugs, sex and money. Oh yes, veeeeeeery uplifting... I guess her lifestyle and lyrics have finally bit her in the ass. Let this be a lesson to you kids: no matter what they say, CRIME DOESN'T PAY!

Wesley Snipes BUSTED & SENTENCED!

Nowadays, Uncle Sam is getting at EVERYBODY! Wesley Snipes was sentenced today in a California court for tax evasion. He owes the I.R.S over 20 million dollars in back taxes and fees since 2002. His defense was that he was just "naive" about taxes and finance. Pahleeze homie-- try again. He has been sentenced to 3 years in prison... It just begs the question-- why, oh why must rich people be so greedy and not pay their taxes???? If us po' folk gotta do it, than you better believe that you have to also! They may come at us first, but trust me baby-- you'll get yours in the end! Just ask our favorite Blade actor Hefty Pipes... Ooops, I mean Wesley Snipes... Hefty Pipes is gonna be his pet name in jail... My bad!

Mz. Winehouse is Headed for the Big House!

Breaking News: Reports from Scotland yard have come in and they are not good for our dear friend Amy. According to eye witnesses, last night Amy went on a drunken rampage, and hit up several bars. On her way home, a good Samaritan hailed her a cab and she thanked him by head-butting him and causing several injuries to the nice guy's face and head. I have no idea what this lady's problem is, but she's getting herself a one-way ticket to jail. If convicted in this assault case she can face up to 6 months in jail, and get fined at least $4,000. Her friends and family secretly wish she would go-- at least then she'd have a chance at staying sober and cleaning up her act. I officially have no more words for her downright fuckery. It's a shame and a disgrace! I almost forgot the girl makes music, all the silly stunts she does is over-shadowing her superb talent!

As if Whoring Her Babies Out in "People" wasn't Enough....

....Everybody was talking (and laughing) about the over-the-top 5-page spread J.Lo did for People magazine that earned her a whopping $6 million dollars. I mean, homegirl was literally breast-feeding her baby in an Oscar gown-- it was ridiculous... But the banking baby-mama doesn't stop there. According to TMZ, she is currently in production of a new reality show on TLC that will showcase how she juggles her career, empire, and motherhood. Woooow. I knew it was only a matter of time before she jumped on the reality band-wagon like everyone else. I guess this is her attempt at trying to stay relevant. Sheesh!

Sexiest Woman in The World: According to 9 million of You

The FHM Magazine's 14th annual 100 sexiest women in the world list came out today. Megan Fox (of Transformers fame) topped the list at #1 followed by Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Kate Beckinsale and Scarlett Johanssen (clearly no blacks or Latinos voted, bc you know Beyonce/Rihanna or J.Lo would have been somewhere in that top 5, lol). Anyhoo, Britney Spears plummeted to #100 (no surprise there-- the real surprise is that she made it on the list at all)-- while in 2004 she had been #1. The reality stars from The Hills made their debut as well as those skanky chicks from Dancing With the Stars. To see more of this list: Click Here You Perv!

Bape Store Grand Opening: Los Angeles

(Shout outs to Fresh from C&D and Getty Images for the pics)

Hmmmm. Since when was Mike Tyson so "bootylicious"? Anyway, yesterday was Pharrell & Nigo's grand opening of the BAPE store in Los Angeles. Many "stars" were in the building for this event that has been highly anticipated by all the heads, b-boys, skater kids, Pharrell-addicts, alternative peeps and all around flavor folks....





Stars there included: Mike Tyson, Rick Ross, Jermaine Dupri, Robin Thicke & wife Paula Patton, Serena Williams, Pete Wentz, Jonah Hill, Kanye West and poor lil' Omarion....The randomness is astounding. People are clearly trying to remain relevant... And get some free ISH!!! I'm not mad though...

"Abducted" DISNEY STAR Found!

On Tuesday morning, it was reported that the That's So Raven star Orlando Brown had been missing for nearly 24 hours. He was last seen at his producer's house (Ricky Romance-- lovin that name-- heeeeeey) and it was reported he had just walked "up the street to the 7 eleven". After he left, no one had heard from him. Family, friends and co-workers were calling him non-stop because he had a slew of business meetings yesterday that he had missed. It was very uncharacteristic for Brown. His family was "worried". By end-of-day yesterday, he had reportedly called into the Wendy Williams show to let everyone know he was "ok". AAAAnd he was also calling in to promote his up-coming CD...Hmmmmm. Sounds like a dumb-ass, big-ass publicity stunt if you ask me.... Or maybe he ended up on the Hollywood strip with some cokewhore having a little fun, eh? Who knows in that place they call Hollyweird!

She Definitely Has Things To Pray About

(Foxy Brown pictured in a Zac Posen dress at an NYC Cathedral on Sunday)

Foxy brown recently got dropped by her Florida attorney Fred Haddad, because apparently her NYC team had made a plea deal behind his back over the pending assault case of a manicurist last year. Apparently the plea deal includes 6 months probation, and Foxy is probably willing to do this because of her up-coming VH-1 reality show. Haddad is PISSED. He claims he has spent the past several months working on this case, so now that she's accepting a plea deal, all his hard work was all for not.... Poor baby. Suck it up-- and sue!

Obama Down, But CLEARLY Not Out!

Hillary beat out Obama for the Pennsylvania popular vote last night by a 55%-45% percentage point difference. Unfortunately for Hillary, she needed to beat Obama out by at least 60% to have a likelihood of having more delegates and winning the nomination... The race is not over yet, and Hillary is clearly not giving up (although, I personally think she should).... For all you Hillary fans out there, there's still a glimmer of hope... (I guess)

Could It Be: Lindsay Lohan's Supposed New Girlfriend

Rumors have been Swirling all over the Internet for months about BFF's Lindsay Lohan and Dj Samantha Ronson (younger sister of music guru/super producer Mark Ronson). According to several media outlets, the tow have been close friends ever since Lindsay did Mean Girls, and Sam had a song featured on the soundtrack. Ever since they have been "best friends". But close pals and observers are stating that they are much more. Currently, Sam spends so much time at Lindsay's house that she practically lives there, and Linds has a facebook page named: Lindsay Ronson. Hmmmmm. Very interesting, and I wouldn't doubt it. That Sam is definitely a carpet muncher, and LiLo is clearly "experimental" in the sex department (hey, I'm tryna be nice here!). more details as story develops...

OMG... The BEST Damn Reality Show EVER!

It's hard out here for a pimp... And with the recession kicking us all where it hurts it seems that people will do just about ANYTHING to get that all-mighty dollar. With that said, I introduce to you the supposed cast of the best reality show VH1 ever did: I Love Money. I like it already because they are not trying fake it out with the premise of people being on the show for love-- because clearly money was always the angle here... Check out the supposed cast of the show. Lawd, I already got my tiVo in and ready to go on this one:

Host: LaLa

Pumkin (Flavor of Love, Season 1) Hoopz (Flavor of Love, Season 1) Toasteee (Flavor of Love, 2) Nibblz (Flavor of Love, Season 2) Bootz (Flavor of Love, Season 2) Sinceer (Flavor of Love, Season 3) Thing 1 (Flavor of Love, Season 3) Thing 2 (Flavor of Love, Season 3) Chance (I Love New York, Season 1) Real (I Love New York, Season 1) Heat (I Love New York, Season 1) 12 Pack (I Love New York, Season 1) Whiteboy (I Love New York, Season 1) The Entertainer (I Love New York, Season 2) Midget Mac (I Love New York, Season 2) Heather (Rock of Love, Season 1) Brandi C. (Rock of Love, Season 1) Destiney (Rock of Love, Season 2) Megan (Rock of Love, Season 2) Kristy Joe (Rock of Love, Season 2)

Paris Hilton To Get Hitched????

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Media outlets are reporting that skank-of-the-century and all around dumbass Paris Hilton is getting married to Benji Madden. For all of you who don't know, he's Joel Madden's twin brother, and Joel is Nicole Richie's baby-daddy.... I smell the familiar stench of publicity stunt from a mile away! Apparently, the two are planning to have a double-wedding and the whole nine yards.... Hmmmm, I dunno about this but ya girl Paris has definitely been walking around town flashing a HUGE engagement ring, and she just got back to LA after being on tour with Benji's band Good Charlotte. More to come as the story develops....

I Told U So: But Now It's Official!

Ex-fiancee of Kanye West, Alexis Phifer has made an official statement to Us Weekly about her breakup with the hip hop star stating:

"It's been hard and not been an easy time. I tried to keep things private
but yes, it's sad when things end like this and we truly do remain friends. I
wish him the best in his future and all of his endeavors. He's one of the most
talented people I've ever met, that's for sure."

The couple has been engaged since 2006 when West proposed to Phifer in a romantic city in Italy while they were enjoying a vacation. An insider gave Us Weekly more insight on the issue claiming:

"Kanye is possessed by the tour and everything going on and just couldn't
keep it going. They are still friends and have broken up and gotten back
together before, so it could work out."

Oh boy Kanye, brace yourself for the barrage of marriage proposals stanky drawers that are going to be thrown your way. The man is probably in groupie heaven and full-throttle on his highly-successful critically acclaimed GLOW IN THE DARK tour. Best wishes to Ms. Phifer and her new clothing line Ghita!

Jordin Sparks May NEVER SING AGAIN!!!

According to Fox News, Jordin Sparks may never sing again because of a severe hemorrhage on one of her vocal chords. If the condition worsens it can ruin her ability to sing forever...The last time she performed was 11 days ago with Chris Brown at a concert. Since then she has cancelled three up-coming shows. Although the most serious cases of this condition can ruin your voice forever, Jordin will have surgery, and hopefully she will pull through. Jive records released a statement saying that Jordin is in stable condition, and as a new artist she is still learning how to keep up her commitments without causing any risks to the health and stability of her voice. She is taking time off for surgery, and they expect her to have a full recovery and be back on track.... We hope this is true! Good luck Jordin!

R&B "Sensation" Omarion Gets DROPPED Like A Bad Habit!

OK, ok-- so I use the term "R&B sensation" loosely, haha. But seriously folks, many blogs (ie: TheUrbanBlogger.com) and several media outlets are reporting that the former front-runner of B2K has officially been dropped from Atlantic Records for lack of sales... His first two efforts barely made gold, and his last monstrosity of an album with Bow Wow has only sold about 340,000 units to date... Ouch! I'm guessing at this point he's got an ice box where his heart used to be! Most likely, he will be shopping around for a new deal, I doubt he'll be giving up that easily... Unfortunately... What do you think, is this a case of lackluster sales or signs of our recession? Seems like no one has time for the bulls&*it these days. Ruthless! Love it!

Britney & K-Fed Sitting In A Tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G

*SHOCK* *GASP*! Yes folks, it's true. According to Star Magazine, and In Touch Magazine, over the weekend, paps caught Britney and K-Fed making out at Britney's home. Rumors have been swirling for weeks that the two have been in talks of a reconciliation, and even vacationed in Maui together, but no proof has been as damning as this... K-Fed's bodyguard used to drop off the ex-couple's kids in order for the two to avoid each other, but now Kevin comes to drop them off himself. They have even been rumored to be shopping for engagement rings... Oh boy, what does this mean??? I guess K-Fed's money is running out! Haha! Watch out Britney, he's got shifty eyes.... Right y'all?

Khia's Been Dropped But She STILL Won't Stop!

I gotta admit, there's something about this chick I like, and y'all can't even front, most of you will stop watching this show after this news breaks...For all of you that might have been watching VH1's Miss Rap Supreme, Khia (from "My Neck, my Back" fame) has been booted off of the show for "freestyling" pre-written lyrics. That's strictly against freestyling rules, so homegirl got the boot... She seemed to have been controversial from the start, because she has already been an established artist who many of her haters and nay-sayers consider to be nothing more than a one hit wonder with "sleep saggy" titties (Wendy Williams, lookin like that, you KNOW u were wrong for that one!) But, despite the controversy and the ghetto-isms, there is holding her back... Whether you like it or not! Maybe its her unabashedly determined attitude that she's the best despite the volumes of hate she receives on the daily. But to me, there's something about that strength that I like, and you know my mama always said if you ain't got something nice to say.... Anyhoo here's a little treat. Check out Khia post- "miss rap supreme" dissing Yo-Yo, MC Search and Ms. Cherry... Click Here 4 da Drama!

Nas & Kelis Sue for $100 Million!

According to mediatakeout.com, Nas and Kelis are suing the Miami police department for 100 million dollars for racial profiling. This stems from the incident in 2006 where Kelis got arrested. Apparently Nas was racially profiled, and when kelis protested she got arrested. Now the couple is looking to sue Miami for punitive damages... I can't really say I'm mad at them! Get that paper anyway you can-- I mean, we are in a recession here people... Times are tough they are only going to get tougher... And plus, this is all about the principle right? Riiiiiiiiiight.

On a different note, Nas is getting a lot of flack for his latest LP slated to be titled "Nigger". The point is that when White slave masters used this term to refer to blacks back in slavery days it was used wrong. "Nigger" does not have any racial connotation. In fact, if you look it up in the dictionary it means ignorant person, it does not mean ignorant BLACK person. So this is the reason why Nas wants to bring the name to the forefront. Unfortunately, his ideas have gone over a lot of peoples heads, and they don't understand it. They think he's just trying to be ignorant... How ironic! As the story develops, I'll give you the goods....

Mariah Carey Hates Her Fans!

Mariah "the diva" Carey angered fans last week when she showed up two hours late to her promo appearance at Hard Rock Cafe. She was greeted by a series of boos and hisses from the hostile crowd. What's worse is that her fans had been waiting almost 8 hours for her, and the first 100 to buy her CD were promised one-on-one greetings with the star. After about 2 hours Carey "got tired" and went home. Leaving hundreds of fans angry and disgruntled because they didn't get their one-on-one that they were guaranteed.Chaos ensued as angry fans tossed their CD's in disgust.... Wow-- ya girl is EXTRA, and that's not even the word for it. As always, you reap what you sow Mariah-- don't forget who got you to where you are! Geez!

Yes, CNN DOES Employ Crackheads!

According to Perezhilton.com, on Friday morning CNN reporter Richard Quest (business travel specialist for CNN International) was arrested on a misdemeanor charge of drug possession. Quest was found in Central Park with meth in his pocket. He also had a rope tied around his neck, attached to his genitalia.... Hmmmmmm quite suspicious.

You know what folks? This is what I LOOOOOOOVE about America. There is almost no such thing as bourgeoisie anymore. Everybody is a f&*k up! Hollywood starlets, Enron businessmen, esteemed journalists, socialites, you name it-- their all in the hole at one point or another. The next time someone tries to tell you that America is not about equality, just shrug your shoulders and say "Pahleeze, we are all equally full of it..... DUH"!

The Eagle has Landed, The Jig is Up

This story reminds me of Outkasts Hollywood Divorce:

Starts off like a small town marriage,
Lovely life & wife, baby carriaaaaage,
But all the stars of course,
Success of course,
But it ends in:
HOLLYWOOD DIVORCE
Hollywood Divoooooorce...

Word on the street is that Kanye called it quits with fiancee Alexis Pfifer. The two had been dating on and off since 2002, and Kanye had even
received his mothers blessing of the union before she passed. Reportedly Kanye said he, "Couldn't do this anymore" and asked for the ring back.. OUCH! Pfifer
is an up-and-coming designer with her own line of
clothes (Ghita), that recently debuted in NY fashion week. The two met when Pfifer was an assistant to Kanye's stylist back in '02. The rest was Hollywood history-- that is until now.

I'm a little sad to see it end. I thought they were cute, and complimented each other well. Pfifer was certainly not a fame whore like his last girlfriend who broad casted her relationship with West on myspace... SMH. Oh well, ka cera, cera... Whatever will be, will be-- I guess all that means is MORE ROOM FOR ME! (hahaha) Shout outs to my lovely, wonderful boyfriend Tony... I was just playin baby!

She's RICH, Snitches!

Damn, this woman is 50 years old, and still manages to stay relevant... Take notes kiddies! Madonna's current single with Justin Timberlake 4 minutes is number #1 on the billboard, itunes, and global pop charts. She is set to start her world tour which she will end in Dubai and make a reported $25 million with that final show. $25 million????? That's $165,ooo per minute! Subsequently, Madge is set to do a private party in Dubai for an additional $10 million. A few years back she said she would never do a private show for less than that. I guess she got her wish!

Not for nothing, but I seriously feel like Britney should have reconsidered ending that friendship with Madge. She could definitely learn a thing or two about longevity. Don't you think? Wow, Madonna is definitely the queen... No question about that! Shake it, don't break it baby!

The 25 WORST Rappers of all time...

...Well, that is according to some pimply-faced cyber nerd. Rob O'Connor (Yahoo.com), who probably knows little to nothing about hip hop made a list of the 25 worst rappers of all time. I have to admit, some of them were right on point, but most were WAY off. Puffy tops the list as one of the worst at #5... I can't argue with that. Puff is an entertainer and a savvy businessman, but he's noooooo rapper-- that's for sure. The others are as follows:

25. Chicago Bears, 24. Bubba Sparxxx, 23. Mike Jones, 22. Bobby Jimmy And The Critters, 21. 2 Live Crew, 20. Nelly, 19. Dan Aykroyd And Tom Hanks, 18. Chingy, 17. Elvira, 16. Insane Clown Posse, 15. Rappin' Duke, 14. Master P, 13. Tony Yayo, 12. Northern State, 11. Shaquille O'Neal, 10. Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch, 9. K-Fed, 8. Will Smith, 7. Mr. T, 6. Fred Durst, 5. Puff Daddy, 4. Dee Dee King, 3. Brian Austin Green, 2. MC Hammer, 1. Vanilla Ice. If you would like to see the full list and commentary Click Here!


Be it as it may that I have not listened to Fresh Prince since he dropped Summertime back in like... '92, there is no way a rap veteran should be on this list. And furthermore, in what world is K Fed a better rapper than MC Hammer-- and please, please someone PAHLEEZE tell me why Soulja Boy hasn't made this list. You're gonna through Bubba Sparxx up there and no Soulja Boy. OK, hell has officially frozen over-- don't you see that? It's Satan giving out free sleigh rides and ice water... Let's go!